>>A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life >>that when she married she was to please her >>husband and never upset him. >>So the first morning of her honeymoon the young >>Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love, >>stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes,and accidentally lets >>out a big fart. She looked up and >>said: "Aww So sorry...excuse please, front hole so >>happy back hole laugh out loud