jamaican fireman

>Y'know sump'tin, honey, we have a wonderful new system at de fire

> station.

>

>Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.

>Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.

>Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

>

>From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.

>When I says 'Bell two', you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree', we's

>gonna mek love all tru de night."

>

>The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she

>stripped naked. 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 'Bell Tree', and
they

>started to make love.

>

>After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".

>

>" What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?"

>

>She replied : "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de

>fire."

>

 

heheh!!






.....that's a NICE way of puttin it huh?
toke on