Jacking Off to the Green M&M

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by ThePhantom, Dec 9, 2009.

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  1. #1 ThePhantom, Dec 9, 2009
    My friend in college told me he jacked off to the Green M&M, like from the commercials. I said that was disgusting, and I wish he had never told me that. I really do...
     
  2. #2 RealCaveman, Dec 9, 2009
    ...

    *ahem*

    que?
     
  3. #3 mimomontalvo, Dec 9, 2009
    was he sober when he did that?if not, then we might be able to forgive him :smoking:
     
  4. #4 elements, Dec 9, 2009
    haha if i did that i wouldnt tell anyone but im a female so i am not attracted to the green m and m

    in case anyone is
     

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  5. #5 IwasA.Smurf, Dec 9, 2009
    lol ewwww
     
  6. #6 DemiseInDisguise, Dec 9, 2009
    come on. are you guys saying that you wouldn't beat it to her? i would.
     
  7. #7 fAKdded, Dec 9, 2009
    She'll melt in your mouth..

    I'm just sayin
     
  8. #8 Tyke, Dec 9, 2009
    She shur duz hav a purty mouth :D
     
  9. #9 MonsterMaker, Dec 9, 2009
    Melts in your mouth, not in your hand. :p
     
  10. #10 500-80, Dec 9, 2009
    Lol why wouldn't he just use his imagination before whackin it to a damn cartoon m&m?
     
  11. #11 DemiseInDisguise, Dec 9, 2009
    because your imagination can't give you that sleek, sexy, "fuck me" look like that fine green M&M can. and just look at those legs... mmmmm!
     
  12. #12 Tyke, Dec 9, 2009
    Your "friend" huh? Ok. Sure. ;):D
     
  13. #13 mimomontalvo, Dec 9, 2009
    yeah but shes round.....like a fat chick...
     
  14. #14 Kozmo350, Dec 9, 2009
    cream filled m&ms




    is what your gonna make
     
  15. #15 500-80, Dec 9, 2009

    Damn. That is one FINE m&m!
     
  16. #16 Justweed, Dec 9, 2009
    Rule 34.
     
  17. #17 kUsHkId420, Dec 9, 2009
    im so horny...
     
  18. #18 Sploo, Dec 9, 2009
    Was he being serious? Because that M&M is not hot at all :(
     
  19. #19 KidCudi, Dec 9, 2009
    this is a disturbing thread...
     
  20. #20 500-80, Dec 9, 2009

    Hahahahahaha
     
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