Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML hahahaha... Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML ahahahahaha!!!
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML aaaaah theres some funny ones in there!
dude my roommate showed me that site like 3 days ago, there's some made up ones but they're all pretty hilarious
"Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML" lolol
Never even heard of this before, man. Crackin' me the fuck up. I'd throw some rep your way, but I gotta spread the love first.
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML ouch
you guys realize you're destroying the humor of the website for yourselves, right? just don't look at it that way and it's equally funny.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML