I've Struck Gold! "fmylife.com"

Discussion in 'General' started by J Dylan, Feb 17, 2009.

  1. http://www.fmylife.com

    you'll understand what it's all about pretty quickly. the silver haze is definitely improving the quality of entertainment.
  2. I must say very nice website. I love hearing about peoples problems that are funny.\
  3. Oh man... Some of the stuff on that site is hilarious.
  4. pretty funny :smoke:
  5. lol most of those are pretty good
  6. Probably half of those are made up. Funny though :D

  7. Ouch.
  8. LOL
    "Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML"

    "Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML"

    "Today, at physical therapy the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said "hey sweet ipod". She said, "actually i have diabetes." FML"

    "Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML"

    Thanks! +rep for turning us on to that!
  9. Today I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment and I told her I didn't have a condom. She responded by laughing in my face and upon realizing my look of confusion said "Oh, you actually thought I'd have sex with you?" FML

    Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

    HAHA i liked these and many more good site
  10. hahahahahaha how bout some blue shut the fuck up... badass kid.. hahaha

    definatly bookmarking this. ish is funny as hell! thanks man!
  11. That's too funny...

    I love this shit, I'm not even high and I'm lollerskating all over the arena.
  12. Today, I went in for my 2nd day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was to listen to the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML
  13. Bwahahah... nice! +rep for the link
  14. you sir have made my day! roflcopter.
  15. Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth.

    funny stuff.
  16. i know, you gotta filter thru the bad ones for the gems.:smoke:
  17. #17 flowerchild, Feb 17, 2009
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    yep this is fuckin sweet~ +rep :)

    Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
  18. #18 docleary, Feb 17, 2009
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    "Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML"

    this website is great

    edit- "Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML"
  19. hahahahaha.

    "Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML"
  20. Today, my friends and I decided that we were going to make fun of our teacher by laughing as hard as we could at the first thing he said because he was always cracking horrible jokes. He walked in and told us his father had just passed. I was the only one to laugh.

    holy shit

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