and it hurts to smoke this bowl. Holy jesusfuckingahookeronapogostick. :EDIT: Has this ever happened to anyone?
No but it would be interesting to watch Jesus fuck a hooker on a pogo stick.....still not sure how that works.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMgsFZ4rkEI&feature=related]YouTube - relaxing car drive[/ame] You're cured.
For overall best results, please try to do the steps as quickly as you can and try very hard not to let any air out. Step 1: Start by inhaling through your mouth until your lungs feel full (when it feels like you cannot inhale any more.... your lungs will basically stop taking in air). Step 2: Swallow. You are not really swallowing anything but it seems that without this act, it doesn't work. Do not let any air out. Step 3: Now inhale some more until your lungs feel full again. You may not be able to inhale a lot, but do get some more air in. It will start to get difficult to do this as you go, but keep trying. You obviously can't suck in as much air as you did initially, but just a little will do (think of it as taking a “sip†of air but directly into your lungs). Step 4: Swallow again. This too will start to get difficult as you go. Do not let any air out. Step 5: Repeat steps 3 and 4 (inhale and swallow) until you cannot swallow again. While it seems you can almost always suck in just a little more air, it is actually the swallowing that gets to be impossible. When you feel like you cannot swallow again, swallow again anyway. It will be hard to do, your face will probably turn red, and you may make squeaking sounds. But you CAN swallow one last time. By this time, your lungs should also be quite full and it should be difficult to get much more air in as well. While you should try not to let any air out, if you have really repeated steps 3 and 4 as many times as you can, you probably will end up letting a little air out before you can take that last swallow. If you find that air keeps escaping out of your nose even early in the process, try squeezing it shut with your fingers. Step 6: Exhale.
I dont know if this was posted yet but hold your head in between your knees and hold your breathe for as long as you can. It works 87.4% of the time for me
Here's the trick that has cured many people. I swear by it. Fill a glass of water to the brim. Now bend over and drink from the opposite side of the glass. Like this: Drink as much as you bloody can and then stop, I usually bend over sick so I can finish like half the glass. Voila.
Likely too late for the OP, but this works on a lot of folks; Get a Lime, cut it in half, knock off any visible seeds, squeeze the juice onto the back of your throat.