I've got the death plague...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by SassyMelassy, Dec 5, 2010.

  1. Ok, so I don't really.
    I've had this cold for a week. Started out in my head, and now it's in my lungs.
    I haven't smoked a SINGLE hit of MJ all week, and I've been hacking up blackened phlegm that tastes like charcoal mixed with sulfur... (or what I imagine those things to taste like)... Second cold of the season and it's only December. fuck this noise!! I need a bowl!

    On a high note, I got a new (to me) car today. :hello: It's been 15 months since I've had a car of my own ...'cause my d-bag ex ran the first car I had out of oil, locked up the engine...I bought a new car, cash, and put it in his name for insurance purposes (I had a few flaws in my record)... we broke up, he took the car like the selfish d-bag that he is....left me with our son, without a vehicle.
    Anyway, my grandpa offered to lend me the money for a new car...
    I have to pay him back $10/month...whatever is not paid back upon his passing will come out of my inheritance. Shout out to my g-pa for investing his money wisely and for his willingness to lend a helping hand. For him I am grateful!
     
  2. What does the cold have to do with a car?
    Why do you have to pay your ex 10 a month? or grandpa..?

    I am not folllowing. :p
     
  3. There is no correlation between the cold and the car.
    Also, I don't have to pay back my ex. I have to pay back my grandpa. :)
    Just randomness. Sorry!
     
  4. ^you must have gotten blood drawn again :)
    OP that cold sucks :( i had that a few weeks ago except for the ungodly phlegm :eek:sounds like those mids are taking a toll :S
    ITS HORRIBLE! feeling like the life's getting sucked out of you :(

    congrats on the car though :) thats nice of your grandpa
     
  5. The only death plague i can think of is the black death, (just off the top of my head)
    So if you have large swollen bumps in your arm pits, your most likely going to die.
     
  6. LOL well no. Can't you tell I am alot less high because of my spelling?


    Anyway I have been getting phlegm alot too. Does higher quality mean less mucus?
     

  7. the "Ok, so I don't really..." that means, I don't really have the black death...

    And no, no swollen bumps or anything. Just nastiness coming out of my lungs... Must be the residual resin from the last 8+ years of smoking...
     
  8. ^ haha that got me thinking of that episode of House

    well thats how it is for me, when i was smoking mids i would cough up a lot of garbage :(
    i dont know what it is in mids that makes for dirtier phlegm, but chronic burns a lot cleaner and doesnt make me cough up as much
    who knows
     
  9. i've have a clogged stuffed up nose for about 5 months now, and im pissed. All doctors i've went to have been no help at all.

    I am not allergic to anything, my sinuses are stuffed and full of mucus like a mofo. Why hasn't this shit gone away.

    I wish it was only for a few weeks, but 5 months:eek:
     

  10. That's ruthless, man. Just ruthless.
    I know other people who have been plagued by this.
    Do you have a deviated septum?
    I can't imagine being congested for 5 months. Ugh.
    I'm on the verge of health again. Just keep drinking my Emergen*C and taking my echinacea.
     
  11. Theres these natural russian pills for colds that works wonders...(Part of my family is russian) I know how to pronuce it, but idk the actual name...

    Drink lots of vitamin water, chicken noodle soup, and lots of fruit!
     
  12. To be honest, you should try smoking a bowl. Even when I'm sick I always manage to smoke, but it just sucks when you have a sore throat. So, I normally cut back on cigarettes drasically when I'm sick. (I'm addicted to cigarettes.. ugh)

    But yeah, surprisingly I have a high immune system and never get REALLY sick. If anything, it's just a sore throat and stuffy nose for a few days... but I keep toking it up!
     

  13. you could always try some coke:cool:
     

  14. If I had a bowl, I would have smoked it....
    I've been without resources for a while, and the donations I depend on are getting fewer and further between....
     
  15. if i coughed up black shit i would definitely see a doctor. Sounds like this kid i know who smoked moldy bud once, the mold grew inside his lungs, and he coughed up black shit.


    so yea i would check that out just in case
     
  16. WELL....if I had mold growing in my lungs I would be dead because I am allergic to mold.
    I would go to the doctor if I had medical insurance....or money to afford a doctor....
    alas, I don't... so either I get better soon, or I die.
    God bless America.
     
  17. man i could relate so bad to you like a week ago. I had some virus goin through my nasal and my lungs. The only thing was I had weed and I was smoking bongs with both nostrils stuffed. So glad I had my trees to get me through that.

    And about coughin the black shit, I never had it happen but if you smoke tobacco with your weed in bong hits it could be the cause (from experience of others)
     

  18. No tobacco mixed with weed... just the death sticks separately...which I am quitting! (again)....
     
  19. I had some fucked up shit with my lungs, sounds exactly like what you have. It lasted for about a month. When I didn't have anything to smoke it got worse but when I did it hurt like a bitch, I guess you have to fight it out. The good thing is you feel like a god when it's over with.
     
  20. i read somewhere that people who smoke weed and cigarettes cough up tar, should quit smoking
     

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