I've gone to every job interview stoned

I went to a job interview... and I got the job working in a microbiology lab.

Oh if only I could tell the story; dang rules :'(

 

Maybe you are applying for jobs that you are overqualified for???

 

She's probably been accepted to multiple McDonalds haha

I keed, I keed.

 

Can you just pretend to be a cool, overweight stoner girl somewhere else? Anybody paying attention can see you're fake.

 

Hey hey hey. You wanna cookie?

 

Yeah... I'm a little suspicious myself.

43 New threads in less than two months.

 

Daaamn Mufasa.

 

Are you pimping yourself out over the internet?

This is Grass City, not Ass City, bro.

 

Is that an offer to everyone? Or just OP?

I could really use a cookie right now...

 

Are you trying to impress us?

 

I'm insulted that you have never offered me a cookie.

 

They're those nasty cookies that the British call digestive biscuits

 

Well he said "Hey Hey Hey" so there were 3 offers for cookies out there.

I'm 100% positive I get a cookie, then I think you and OP get the other cookies.


Correct me if I'm wrong?


Damn the world for having munchies and nothing but ramen in the kitchen!

 

Dibs on these cookie biscuits

 

You can have mine

 

You dare refuse my gracious offering?

 

shit i wish this happened to me .. they never offer me the job

 

You didn't offer it to me until I said I wanted one. That doesn't count.