Itt: You Tell Me How To Ask This Slut For Money

Discussion in 'General' started by TheCoolest420, May 29, 2013.

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  1. #1 TheCoolest420, May 29, 2013
    So this is our text convo.

    Her: i miss you
    Me: why?
    Her: i miss your dick
    Me: ...i miss my dick too?
    Her: wow can you come play with me?
    Me: no im tired
    Her: please ill be quick
    Me: mhmm
    Her: come over now
    Her: pleasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


    Lol im not horny. Just fucked this morning. Lol so im gonna ask.her to pay me to come over? How should i word it? Other ways to troll the slut?
     
  2. #2 Serenity, May 29, 2013
    What a pair of self respecting mature adults.
     
  3. #3 sofakingstoned, May 29, 2013
    Tell her to pay you by the inch....but you might not make much.
     
  4. #4 *guest, May 29, 2013
    You should be all like "I'm like fucking Adonis bitch, you have to pay to experience the amazing wonder that is my small 16 year old weenie"
     
  5. #5 CABNumber, May 29, 2013
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    Tell her, Money falks!!!

    I hope you aren't just doing this for shits & giggles. Cuz making up stories in the interwebz for some kind of ego boost is the Wackness.
     
  6. #6 Finger My Urethra, May 29, 2013
    Empty your nut sack onto her face and then tell her you need gas money to get home. 
     
  7. #7 qwertyasdf, May 29, 2013
    What an amazingly useless post.
     
     
    OP you should be her pimp
     
  8. #8 TheCoolest420, May 29, 2013
    If i ask her for a hundred per inch thats 150 dollars... Not bad for an hours work.
     
  9. #9 TheCoolest420, May 29, 2013
    lol i already have a conviction for promoting. They take that shit serious in my state now
     
  10. #10 PIFFCLOUD22, May 29, 2013
    You must be gay! You fucked this morning? Who cares go bang that broad .:blink:

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  11. #11 geetardude, May 29, 2013
    You should bring me, and I will fuck her for you :) Then we'll both hit her up for gas money
     
  12. #12 underahoneymoon, May 29, 2013
    Man you are so cool. In fact you may be THE coolest. 
     
  13. #13 Luc1fER, May 29, 2013
    Pics.....:)
     
  14. #14 Brittney, May 29, 2013
    What is this crap? Are you 12?
     
  15. #15 HBGBUB, May 29, 2013
    Man that chick is way too desperate. What happened to playing hard to get? That's such a turn off I wouldn't bang her either op
     
  16. #16 *guest, May 29, 2013
     
     
    Google.com: search "porn"
    Or maybe "naked ladies" if that's your thing. 
     
  17. #17 Bumbaross, May 29, 2013
    You're thecoolest guy on the forums haha getit
     
  18. #18 Luc1fER, May 29, 2013
    I also can pay girls to come fuck me but i dont. I guess if thats your thing....
     
  19. #19 Old School Smoker, May 29, 2013
    Forget about her. Give me her phone number I'll take care of it.
     
  20. #20 kayothic, May 29, 2013
    I feel like this is just a troll itself xD
     
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