It's time to finally break up with my girlfriend

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Titch, Dec 30, 2012.

  1. Hey guys :wave:

    I don't know if you've seen my other threads on this subject, but basically, the relationship i have with my girlfriend is not benefiting either of us and it has hollowed me out to a fucking shell

    I've asked her to meet me in a local coffee shop at 4pm, 1 hour and 50 minutes from now

    I plan to just say 'look you're really nice but blah blah blah' etc
    I'm kind of expecting her to start screaming in tears

    Has anyone got any advice at all? I would greatly, greatly appreciate it


    Thank you, Blades
     
  2. My advice is hope that she wants to break up.
     
  3. get a blow job first
     
  4. Let her down easy. And if shes one of those psyco girls who flip out when they get upset, tell her you want to remain friends for now.
     
  5. "it's you, not me"
     
  6. How long have you two been together

    O nm I'm too late, good luck op
     
  7. I guess be nice about it, until she embarrasses you.
     
  8. Lol nice idea to go with the public breakup.. It will probably reduce any crazy reaction.
     
  9. Don't do it I'm public..
     
  10. YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

    nah im joking man

    just fucking meet her and let her down gently if you dont wanna hurt her feelings. just have a coffee or some shit then have a nice talk and then tell her that you think it aint gonna work out in the long-run or some shit. but if you want to be mean then... i dont think i need to give advice on that one lol
     
  11. IT'S DONE BLADES

    I AM A FREE MAN ONCE AGAIN


    *beats chest*
     
  12. yeah now you gotta tell us what happend
     
  13. Well, I text her and asked her to meet me at the local coffee shop in town at 4. I arrived a few minutes early so i could find a table and figure out what i was going to say. When she got there she was already in tears. She sat down, I paused for a second and said "I'm really sorry, you're a lovely girl but i no longer want to be a part of this relationship, I'm sorry". She started crying, then stopped because she saw everyone looking. Then she just walked out.

    I followed her because I had her jumper that she left at my house (i brought it with me to avoid meeting up later). She was standing outside crying, everyone in the cafe and passing shoppers were looking. I went out, gave her her jumper back and she's crying louder.

    "No you can't do this to me, I love you too much, please don't leave me I'm begging you"
    was all she was saying. I asked her to stop crying so we could talk and she was like "HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO NOT CRY?!?"
    I said that I wasn't going to talk to her unless she could be calm. Bear in mind I have like 30+ people staring at us, so I'm trying to stay calm but it was so difficult, she was acting like a fucking child.

    I said that I was sorry but I wasn't going to get back together with her.
    She was crying hysterically and I said bye and walked away.


    Sorry if any of this doesn't make sense, well medicated :)
     
  14. fuck man you missed the perfect chance when she said that please don't leave me line you should have said give me a blowjob and I'll think about it. $10 that shit would have worked.
     
  15. ouch. hopefully she doesn't do anything crazy and gets over this quick.
     
  16. Damn, how long were you two together? Could have gotten a crazy blowjob out of it for sure though. Maybe some ass to mouth.
     
  17. Or at least a hate fuck
     
  18. How long we're you together?

    And this is something you probably should've done in private, you knew she'd be upset and it may cause a scene, yet you still went with the coffee shop idea.

    Then she's "immature" because she had her heartbroken and was inconsolable....


    Do not understand.
     
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