Yup, my whole life has led up to this point. I am a Walking, Talking example, of being in the friend zone in every aspect. Even in relationships, it's like I get demoted back into the friend zone. I haven't had one good relationship in four years. haven't got laid in three Seriously, fuck my life. I do everything for the girls who do come around, I basically take them from their feet and dissolve all their problems for the time being, but I can't get a single piece of payback. I cant get one good moment to share the intimacy. I am fucking cursed, ever since I the first time I grasped the first pair of tits, after that, I've been FUCKED. Hooray, now you can say you know somebody whose stuck in the friend zone for eternity. Fuck I feel so emo.