it's official... my neighbour is a pornstar.

where are the pics??

 

No, I was answering his post whereas he was describing his wife and your views. His wife didn't give a shit about being open about her masturbating because she was confident,non-judgmental, non-clouded sensor of she perceived the act instead of pointing the fingers like a Kindergartner teacher sees a dunce behavioral child. BTW, I've been to Canada, mostly the provinces of Ontario & Quèbèc very nice place indeed.

 

[quote name='"KelseyCannabis"']

You do understand that lastnight was the first time I ever witnessed this, I need to catch her slippin again lol.
I didn't make this post with all these plans like gettin pics, lookin in her windows and gettin pics with her LOL. it all still has to happen. and i'm doing it for you guys so PATIENCE[/quote]

But... you promised us a naughty picture of yourself. Remember?

 

Subbed for pics of OP and porn star hah

 

[quote name='"KelseyCannabis"']

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. I'll post pics of me with cleavage later today.

I didn't see her at all today :\ .. but her car has been here all day[/quote]

See ^^^^^

 

[quote name='"KelseyCannabis"']

Why does she have to 'bate' ? Lol. Why don't you just fuck her...
I know I prefer intercourse over masturbation. Or even do it for her..

ANYWAYS.. Gettin way off topic here lol.[/quote]

Relationship tips from a pornstars neighbor

 

[quote name='"ddoublevision"']

See ^^^^^[/quote]

Hahahahaha I was like, wait she really said that? But ya OP, take a pic with a sign just for teh lulz

 

[quote name='"KelseyCannabis"']

Will do lmao[/quote]

Woot woot!

 

[quote name='"Jamaican Hotbox"']Step 1. Buy a take out pizza.

Step 2. Measure circumference of said genitalia.

Step 3. Cut a whole in pizza that adequately fits your genitalia nice and snug.

Step 4. Put on phony pizza guy costume and go to door.

Step 5. Female answers, you open pizza box thus exposing your genitalia to the pornstar.

Step 6. Do I really gotta do step six?[/quote]

Someone watches big sausage pizza

 

OP where's your naughty pic you promissed lol

 

But BC is where its at though

 

[quote name='"KelseyCannabis"']omg lyk, i gana take a kyoot pic for y'allz. LOL[/quote]

Do it

 

You too eh?

 

I'm just in here cause of the tags "fuck me porny" and "weasels are great." epic combo.