it's official... my neighbour is a pornstar.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by KelseyCannabis, Oct 9, 2012.

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  1. Sexy ass tattooe'd bitch moved in a couple weeks ago.

    Looks like she is in her late 20's.

    I live in an 8plex (8 units 2 buildings)
    Anyways Last week i saw her go into her unit with a big ass black guy, and a little white guy followed behind with a professional looking video camera.
    She is ALWAYS playing loud music, not a certain genre, pretty much everything.. Rap, pop, metal, rock, country.
    Like legit can hear it through the walls and these walls are not thin.
    Anyways I never thought much of it until tonight.
    I was sitting out on my deck (our decks are about 3 feet away from eachother and there is 4 of them, same with the 2nd building).
    I hear loud music and moaning and being the nosey norah that i am, i walked to the end of my balcony and peeked into her window. (she rarely has her blinds open but tonight they were).. I saw her on all 4's getting fucked from behind by a big black dude. (she must love big black cock)
    I didn't see a video camera or any lights but keep in mind i can only see maybe 1/4 of the room..
    I'm pretty sure she's a pornstar. Or maybe she just likes making home sex videos.
    I thought this was pretty neat so i figured i'd share with you guys.
     
  2. pics or it didn't happen :p
     
  3. I legit should go take some pics. or a video LOL but what if they catch me? From my point of view they could see me clearly if they looked out the window
     
  4. please do it. this thread has so much potential win
     
  5. They're not even fucking anymore :( They are out of sight but I can still hear loud music and people talking, the window is cracked lol. This was about an hour and a half ago that I saw. I never even thought to take pictures. I can get some pictures of her tomorrow probably for you guys haha I see her when she gets home everyday. From 'work' i guess.. Who goes to work looking the way she does lol honestly.
     
  6. I should add that the music she was playing tonight was heavy, HEAVY metal. Like screaming you can't understand the words metal. it was intense
     
  7. Step 1 : Ask her name
    Step 2 : Online search
     
  8. play the friendly neighbour card and knock on her door, introduce yourself. try get in with her... never know what might happen...
     
  9. Go over to fix the plumbing or deliver a pizza and let us know how it goes
     

  10. most porn stars have stage names though
     
  11. [quote name='"GDMC420"']

    most porn stars have stage names though[/quote]

    Well her real name might be around somewhere associated with her porn name
     
  12. Take a picture of her then redeye or google image search approximate matches to find her online. :)
     
  13. Step 1. Buy a take out pizza.

    Step 2. Measure circumference of said genitalia.

    Step 3. Cut a whole in pizza that adequately fits your genitalia nice and snug.

    Step 4. Put on phony pizza guy costume and go to door.

    Step 5. Female answers, you open pizza box thus exposing your genitalia to the pornstar.

    Step 6. Do I really gotta do step six?
     
  14. [quote name='"Jamaican Hotbox"']Step 1. Buy a take out pizza.

    Step 2. Measure circumference of said genitalia.

    Step 3. Cut a whole in pizza that adequately fits your genitalia nice and snug.

    Step 4. Put on phony pizza guy costume and go to door.

    Step 5. Female answers, you open pizza box thus exposing your genitalia to the pornstar.

    Step 6. Do I really gotta do step six?[/quote]

    Lmfao this......op ask straight up is she's a pornstar
     
  15. what part of the QC?
     
  16. Knock on her door and invite her to toke.
     
  17. im pretty sure op is a girl
     
  18. Just be like so I saw/heard you getting pounded by a big black guy a few nights ago, how was it?

    her response will tell you quite a bit haha
     
  19. Well, what're you waiting for? Go fuck the Metalhead Pornstar!
     
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