It's official: An asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs

I feel like we should know more about where it hit..it seems like it would be obvious. My only guess is pacific ocean

 

it hit in the gulf of mexico off the yucatan peninsula (which was probably not water at the time).

 

*ding*

 

Ahh, too lazy to use google

 

Let me know when they've reconstructed dino DNA and are able to clone them.

Cuz that will be AWESOME

 

Aren't they working on Wooly Mammoths?

 

The dinosuars flew back to their home planet when they were done eating our food man.

 

Does that not contradict the Pangea theory though?

 

Yeah I think so.

I'd buy one just to ride it around downtown

 

Yes. They are attempting to breed a hybrid. (elephant egg combined with the DNA of a mammoth.

Cloning a mammoth

If you want a scientific paper, I can probably dredge one up, but the above article gives a decent party with beer and weed.

 

Usually when they give place names for Science, it's relative to the current model of Earth. they don't expect the rest of the world to have a map of Pangea at hand..

 

i'm still waiting for jurassic park to open, i'm gonna go hunt down a t-rex.

 

Elephants lay eggs?

 

He stated "that was probably not water at the time."

If it was land, it wouldn't fit right?

I'm probably wrong here, but that's just what was thinking.

 

I think that's egg in the context of eggs and sperm.

 

LOL!! You must be REALLY high to even think that. I'm going to +1 you because you made me LOL so hard I started crying.

 

Nah, planet X wiped out the dinosaurs.

 

Planet X harnesses every particle in its atmosphere as a collective mind.

Just by directing the sheer weight of its thought at you, it can destroy you.

Don't think about planet X; don't talk about planet X.

It's always waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

 

omg but steroids????