Well according to my fake Id I turned 22 today, and the only one who said happy birthday was the man at the liquor store, to which I responded its not my birthday, and then he was confused and I pretended like I forgot and he gave me a really nice discount and gift wrapped my bottle of jack. Any way I believe the 22 year old me deserves a birthday as well. Even though my real birthday is next week.
wait, so he noticed it was your birthday and you said it wasn't and you still pretended to play it cool like you just forgot about your birthday? and he still wrapped your liquor for you?
Guy: hey happy birthday Me: what, who, me? Guy: yes it says here today is your birthday. Me: (confused stare) Guy: (confused stare) Me: (keeping it cool) Oh yea I completly forgot, yes it is; and thanks.
Thanks. I just rolled myself a b-day blunt, made myself instant pudding, lit up a candle ,( something i would have never done sober) and now im chillin.