Its my birthday

So, I'm 18 as of an hour ago. I'm sorry for being here while 17, but this place is like a 3ed home to me. There's only a couple dinks here, and there are people with knowledge beyond the blunt.

Anyways, its been a real fucked up hour. I live in Vermont, and the closest 24 hour ANYTHING is about 25 minutes away. I decide i want to buy a pack of cigars and a couple lotery tickets. So I drive ovr and get them, win a couple bucks, and get a couple blunt wraps, cause well, I legally can now. I end going to McDonalds and get a double 1/4 pounder and a chicen snack thingy. AWSOME.

So as i begin to drive back, i see a cop pulled over doing radar, no big deal. So he starts following me and pulls me over. He comes upto my window and just says "You're cars loud as fuck". I'm sitting there tryin' not to laugh, and he just tells me to get it checked out, some other cops can be dickheads. So sweet, cool cop. So i drive off and go home. Problem is though, about a mile away from my house, my brakes shit the bed. I'm going about 50 down hill ( it is Vermont - many mountains) I'm heading straight for my neibors pond, not good. I hit my E-Brake, and end up doing a complete 180 no facing the direction i was just coming from. So i made it home, my car is now a peice of shit, according to both me, and the police, and i'm rolling a blunt . (Never carry weed on me, when not needed, so cop was no problem)

 

i'm half finihed with a blunt right now. my impressions of - True Blunt Kush flavor - smells like watermelon/greenapple - tastes like zigzag

 

thanks guys

 

sweet! i just got my birthday present, my mom's minivan. sounds cheesey, buts its a real nice venture, and in very good condition

 

naw man. i beleive that women need to be respected, and not stared at. The women that pose in these magizines are degenerate. besides, i already got a bangbros PW

 

rasta, do u know what Bangbros is?