This is just a microcosm. I always smoke in my bathroom. I live in a lodge. Noone else smokes. I get high every night. Well, tonight for some strange, inexplicable reason I wanted to make some microwave firecrackers. I did. 10 minutes later the fire alarm went off. Everyone in the entire lodge was evacuated. Kind of weird how things work out like that. I've been at 2 giant underage parties, been busted by mad cops, and got off scott clean both times. Meanwhile, those are the only 2 occasions I have ever heard of that happening in my area. Last week, I chose to go on a blunt ride instead of smoking in myl odge on a whim. When I returned my roomate tells me the RA's stopped by while I was gone. Aint that some shit?
