It just kept getting worse and worse

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by nug slugger, Dec 31, 2006.

  1. So i come back home for christmas break, after getting used to my freedom, and was lax about my stuff. I have a big 33 gallon type plastic bin i kept under my bed in my dorm room. When i moved out i just threw all my loose stuff (papers etc...) into this bin. In this bin was a brochure from Planned parent hood about STD's (a lady came in from it and gave a presentation and passed out condoms, a small packet of lube, and a brochure about safe sex. I wasn't able to smoke for the 4 days before christmas, and i was pretty stoked once christmas passed and i could. So i went out with a friend, and i had a bunch of money from christmas, and thought what the hell, and bought 4 cans of whipped cream from walmart (2 per person.) i stuck the reciept in my pocket. Furthermore, my parents are co signers on my bank account because i started it well before i was 18 (19 tommorow!:cool:) and remarked to my friendwell before all this happened that i hope they never check my account activity online. Alright - so i get done smoking, and i had just gotten my first glass piece that day ($33). I also had with me a fairly new dugout ($33) and a fairly new spacecase ($63).

    So my mom put some office supplies in this bin, and saw my stuff there ( i have a better hidning space, but i lost the key) and came and confronted me in the garage as even my car was giving me nothing but shit that day and i wasnt having a good time with this. So in the space of 2 days, my parents found:

    1. A pipe
    2. a dugout
    3. a grinder
    4. pot in the grinder
    5. a packet of lube
    6. a brochure on safer sex
    7. a receipt for 4 cans of whipped cream
    8. a history of account withdrawals
    9. part of a targard (they don't approve of smoking cigs, and i very rarely do)
    Those were 2 of the shittiest days in my life. I had never gotten in trouble like that before. Now, i had 2 weeks before college started again, and i would have had the house to myself to have friends over and smoke, but they are going to randomly drug test me now. Shit. I wondered what i did to deserve all this bad karma.:confused::mad:
     
  2. dude... that sucks
     
  3. are they gonna stop paying for tuition if you fail a test or what? I mean shit if youre 19 WTF?
     
  4. im hoping that this will blow over soon. My mom mentioned that they only plan on doing it like 2 - 3 times. So i'm thinking that it will probably be 2-3 months before i can safely smoke again (hopefully:smoking:). What's really funny is my mom is like "you are so lucky we caught you before the police did, you don't want a criminal record blah blah blah (which is true, the part about the criminal record, not being caught by my folks... :D)". She then later said something like "if this continues, then we won't hesitate to turn you into the police"

    WTF?

    On a side note, my parents asked me if i wanted to go to a town an hour away, where there just happens to be the only headshop in the area, which just happens to give 50% off any item in the store on your birthday, and my birthday just happened to be the next day, but since they would be closed they gave it to me then. So i bought this mini bubbler thats normally 40 for twenty. Next year though, once i have this heat off me, i'm really gonna go nuts! I think that i am going to name the pipe "the resistance" or something along those lines...:cool:
     
  5. LOL what was the whipped cream for?
     
  6. whippets. [​IMG]


    er, i mean whippits...
     
  7. dude ur 19, they cant drug test u if u dont wnat them to
     
  8. lmao... dude... your 18... tell them to mind their own business, they have no reason to drug test you. your old enough to be smoking cigarettes now, which is far far worse then cannabis.... im 18, my mom lets me grow and smoke pot in my room because she respects the fact that i should make my own decisions, however stupid they may be.
     
  9. Nitrous Oxide is sick...I just have a little cracker for the canisters so I can fill up balloons. :)

    But honestly...how can your parents care about 4 cans of whipped cream? Tell them you bought it for a friends party.

    Or maybe tell them you needed to fulfill your sexual fantasies...
     
  10. I know how you feel man. When I was in eigth grade my dad randomly searched my room and found:

    Two porno DVD's
    A half smoken cigar
    Computer porn
    Two empty condom wrappers
    A bottle of lubricant
    And a plastic bag filled with marijuana crumbs

    Those next few months were some of the worst, oh man was it awkward facing my dad and stepmom. You just gotta wait it out man, time heals all wounds.
     

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