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Is your cat fat???

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cowboysaxman, Jun 9, 2002.

  1. --HOW TO TELL IF YOUR CAT IS OVERWEIGHT: 10 SIGNS:

    --1. Your cat door is retro-fitted with a garage
    door opener.

    --2. Visitors to your house constantly mistake her
    for a beanbag chair.

    --3. She waits for the third bowl of food before
    getting finicky.

    --4. There are fewer calls to the fire department,
    but there is a sudden upsurge in broken branches.

    --5. He no longer cleans himself unless coated in
    Cheese Whiz.

    --6. After a fifteen month gestation period, there
    are still no kittens!

    --7. It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.

    --8. He only catches mice that get trapped in his
    gravitational pull.

    --9. His enormous tummy keeps your hardwood floors
    freshly buffed.

    --10. She has more chins than lives.



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