Is this real?

I've been a member for a while now (08.27.06), been a reader for about 2 or 3 times as long, have posted here n there, but I've taken a HUGE hiatus from pretty much all forums due to my life completely changing. This is real, and a freethought post - with a lot of thought and heart.

OK, as it were - I'm sitting pretty right now in life... I'm not here to brag or boast, but I'll say this little bit:
We recently bought a house, and I must say it kicks some ass; We've been here for over 2 months and every morning I try to find something negative in if unsuccessfully (this is my naturalistic realism taking over; although some say it's pessimism it's actually a [and i know this is closet pessimist but hear me out] realization AS WELL AS an ACCEPTANCE to the fact that people will never cease to disappoint me! seriously - i'm not pessimistic). I've taken a new job since my last posting, and things are pretty sweet there. That's all I'm going on about that.

Now - you're probably asking "But [dnb], whatever that means, why after a long haul of a break dare you post on this forum of ours?"

That's a long story, but I'll try to Reader's Digest it down for ya... good luck to me..

So growing up I've had to prove to pops that I was worth a damn... It's been a long road; some of you know what I mean. Like I said above, I'm sitting pretty in my life, and today my Dad came over to help me install network in my house.

If my dad knew i smoked mj I really don't know what he'd do. He's a public figure in our local area enough to warrant interest and actually affect his life. There's just no way I'd jeopordize any of anything for this right? That's the obvious choice... So I use responsibly, if there were such a thing. I toke every day, at home, usually from a gravity (i love my gravity, i don't know why)... I don't get in people's faces about it, I don't fuck up about it, and everything is just good.. It's a major part of my life - yeah - but I could lose it if needed.. Just that it's not really needed.. so i'm gunna keep goin.

Anyway (yeah see there's the realism with the 'good luck to me' statement earlier) he came over to help me network my brand new house and at first he's really short tempered, seems like he doesn't really wanna be there, and all together not what i need for a day i'm about to do some major damage to my spiffy new house. to shorten this seciton, he ended up realizing i was getting frustrated by this and he kinda let off.

So as time went by and I'm cooking up some steaks and ribs (they were fucking awesome, thanks for asking) he's chilling out back sipping on his water talking to me about life and how to save money etc etc --- you know, dad things. and he says "you know, you're way better off than me and your mother were at your age" (i'm 25 btw) and I respond "yeah, but I've worked my ass off for it, and things are starting to go well".. and he goes "yeah i can tell, you're way better off than we were, and probably are..." and it just got silent... i flipped some steaks, flipped some ribs... flipped them some more... man it was awkward.. what do you say to that?

my wife, the telekinetic woman she is, came out at this point and got a new subject going immediatly (and it was a miracle - i'm serious). things went on, and we enjoyed a movie.. i'm shortening this up, sorry.. if you want a full version, buy the book (or just ask)..

soooooooooo finally to get to the point, i hid my bud before they came over, hadn't smoked for the day, they just (well I guess about 30 min ago) left, and i called out Bob to talk to him (that's what i call my bud and paraphanelia on the phone/in front of people/etc)... oh shit i threw away my gravity before my parents came over (it was kinda old anyway.. just made from a 3-liter bottom and a 2-liter top)... so what now?

oh yeah, my vaporbrothers vape! i love this thing... it's a quality purchase that i dont' regret... just like i don't regret i talk to Bob, just like i don't regret moving out to where I did (a complaint of my parents and friends), i don't regret taking a risk by taking my job, i don't regret shit... I DON'T FUCKING REGRET IT, AND I'M PROUD OF MY LIFE...

IS THIS FUCKING REAL?!?!?!?!

btw mods, if this is offensive in any way, sorry... i'll modify it if needed, but this is from the lit heart...

here's a puff off the vape for my homies..

 

so yeah i was pretty jacked up on some wiskey and bud...

i know it was hard to follow - it was a stream of conciousness; those usually come out hard to read.

i think Caligula01 pretty much got it...

sourpatchkids got a sentance


oh, and if you DIDN'T get it, don't worry about it... just venting