I was....I am high....thinking. Imagine "Mario Potter" and "Luigi Weasely" Like....fuckin harry potter glasses and scar with a mario mustache and cap....with overalls over a hogwarts dress shirt...THIS IS PERFECT
Or like dude... what if... you like... were batman and robin... but batman mario potter and robin luigi weasley... wear a cape and mask you know.
What if... like, you dress.... like a crackhead, with a crack pipe... and like umm... this cop is like "dude stop, that shits illegal" and you... like can be like "no way man its my costume"
Yeah man, you could like get away with so much. Like, take a shit on the sidewalk or something, and like the cop would say "You're under arrest" or something, but I'd be like "It's part of the character" and he be all like "You're in a Superman costume" and I'd be "Oh yeah, take me to jail" and my cellmate would be like "What you in for" and I'd be like "Taking a shit" and then he'd rape me since my anus was clean already or something so he wouldn't make a mess and I'd be like "Stop" but he would say Superman gets raped all the time and I'd say "Nuh uh" but I don't know any better and would let him finish.
Bro, for halloween I dress up in a batman costume, walk around the neighborhood with a belt tied around my neck for asphyixiation, the masturbate furiosly. Then I go home. Eat one Snickers bar. Then cry myself to sleep.
lmao you guys are fuckin funny as shit I would be in character and run my shopping cart into a brick pillar
I've got this dope ass halloween costume. Its basically a huge dank cola with leg and arm sleeves. It sparkles n shit and even smells like dank I made it myself