Whenever I'm alone, doing actions, I always think up comments my friends would say as if they were here watching me do it. For example while taking a shower, I think up one of my friends saying "Wow dude your weird for washing your body before shampooing your body," or some shit. And I always think up responses such as, "Well that's the way I do it motherfucker".
OK its not normal to notice that shit. But wen ur alone its cool to sing and notice that, but yeah relax on the substances my friend you will be relieved! Start taking fish oil, gtf outside!!! Edit: Trauma your sig..
haha dont listen to these idiots...i can somewhat relate...i do things like that in my head sometimes. its nothing abnormal
OP, it sounds like you're just very self conscious schizophrenia, my friend. I only know how to spell it due to my late uncle having it, so I can't blame you. the one word I'll be a spelling Nazi on.. sorry. hah, now that I think of it I wonder why they call people late when they die sounds more 'early' to me considering how old he was
Nah. Just cuz you don't admit it don't mean it happen. everybody i work with talks to themselfs, and i believe everyone talks to themselfs once in a awhile, if you diden't, how could you stay sane? Everyone talks in there head, so whats so bad about verbally speaking?
haha bro i do this sometimes so bad when im high at work i always think my boss is gonna say random things to bitch at me so i come up with these elaborate excuses in my head and then realize that if i actually used the excuse i would definately look stoned
Schizophrenia, its more common in people who started smoking at a younger age. Not age police or anything just saying.
Nothing to worry about man I do something similar. I always imagine in my head that I can do anything I want, even to the most simple things, such as when I pass by a chair I think "I can sit here if I want, and when I sit my perspective will change" and then I half sit down, and then stand up and walk away just to fuck with myself I always come up with excuses for my actions too, even when there is no reason to.
I wouldn't worry about it. You sound like you may be isolating yourself though, that gets destructive after a while.