CONTAMINATION ZONE (BTW I'm baked like a potatoe, so if you want, you can skip to the last sentence in my post. Its basicly all I have to say. Okay.. So I'm sick. Wendnesday was a small sore throat.. I thought it might have just been smoking too much. On wendnesday I had about 1/8. Thurday it got worse, and friday it was gone. But on friday, the gland thingy under my tongue was starting to be swollen and it hurt. I didnt know what to do since it never happened before, so I just let it go figuring it would go away. Two days later theres a bunch of kanker sores on it.. Yea its that bad. So it hurts to talk, to eat, to move my tongue at all (it doesnt hurt to smoke... phew). I found this badass dictionary thing online.. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/ Its very in depth. STONER SIDETRIP So anyways, I tried to eat cheesecake, and it hurt, so I made some tea, and it felt better, but I wanted macaroni because I was stoned by then.. So now te macaronis gone, the teas gone, and only some of the water I got is left. So anyways, I was on the dictionary thing, and I started looking for stuff about my symptoms.. I thought it was just the flu at first. But now I think its the mumps. Mumps?! WTF, the vaccine came out in 67, so why- HOW could I get mumps? By this point in the story I smoked a lot of weed. So I think I have mumps.