Is Santa a Snitch?

Discussion in 'General' started by cothrantyson, Dec 24, 2013.

  1. #1 cothrantyson, Dec 24, 2013
    Tonight, I plan on staying stoned the whole night. However, the fireplace and christmas tree are in the room that I like to toke in. What would happen if the fat man saw me smoking?

     
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  2. #2 ICGreen, Dec 24, 2013
    He may ask for a hit, hold out till he shows you the list of naughty women. :smoke:
     
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  3. #3 Stoniecat, Dec 24, 2013
    You should put magic cookies out for Santa to bribe him.
     
  4. #4 sky dog, Dec 24, 2013
    Once he's down the chimney, it's too late to change what list you're on (naughty or nice)
     
    But next year you're getting straight coal
     
  5. #5 TinTizzy, Dec 24, 2013
    better share or you're getting schwag in your stocking
     
  6. #6 TattooKilla, Dec 25, 2013
    I'll smoke with you tonight bro bro. I'll give Santa a blunt to drop off at your place
     
  7. #7 Toastin', Dec 25, 2013
    He'd probably make a deal with you
     
    He wont tell anyone as long as you sit on his lap 
     
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  8. #8 Cawdswallup, Dec 25, 2013
    Yeah Santa is a snitch, he grassed on me last year. 
     
  9. #9 Marvo Gang, Dec 25, 2013
    leave out an oil rig and some product for him. how could he snitch then??
     
  10. #10 Hazy Ghost, Dec 25, 2013
    It's okay.  Santa smokes weed.  How else has he stayed alive all these years? :laughing:
     

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