Is MiO ment for stoners?

Discussion in 'General' started by I Railed Hellen Keller, Apr 15, 2013.

  1. You know mio the water enhancer? That stuff is meant to be used when your baked. I mean come on? I have this little bottle that can make tons of great tasting drinks on the go? Im sold
     
  2. Yeah, cept that shit causes heart failure.
     
  3. No, lol, but if i ever see one in a store i'll grab a bottle of it, turn around to whoever is standing behind me and start receiting some lines from the commercial because i think its hilarious.
     
  4. That shit was made for cheap vodka
     

  5. *Boomer D replaces water in a bottle with Skol and takes it to school.*

    *Sits next to girl*

    To girl: Hey, have you tried this new MiO flavor?
    Girl: No, what is it?
    Me: Mango. Its delicious. Wanna try a bit, I don't have AIDS or cooties or anything.
    Girl: Um, sure?

    *Girl takes swig, spews out cheap vodka*

    MiO, made for epic jokes and random acts of douche-baggery.
     
  6. Plus she sucks your dick after so that's good too
     
  7. Me: Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't know you didn't like the taste of mango skol.

    Here, let me wash the taste out of your mouth with my penis.
     

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