Is Mariah Carey a Hogger?

Discussion in 'General' started by Curley, Nov 29, 2012.

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  1. #1 Curley, Nov 29, 2012
    So my wife has to watch this Christmas crap. Mariah Carey's tits are the size of my head, but she's wearing that funky dress to hide her fat ass. I'd still pork her though, those are some big fat titties to motorboat.

    So, is she a fat hogger, or just a sexy curvey woman?
     
  2. #2 stew mack, Nov 29, 2012
    i dont even like older women but i would fuck the everloving shit out mariah carey
     
  3. #3 HBGBUB, Nov 29, 2012
    She can be whatever she wants to be, that chick can sing
     
  4. #4 SunAndSand, Nov 29, 2012
    I think she fluctuates. Sometimes I see her and I'm like damn she's hot, others I'm thinking she's too chubby for an outfit...
     
  5. #5 thunderfunk, Nov 29, 2012
    Now:

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  6. #6 Senior PoopiePants, Nov 29, 2012
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    What - really?? Shit.
     
  7. #7 aznno0odles, Nov 29, 2012
    nick cannon is porking that milf lol
     
  8. #8 HBGBUB, Nov 29, 2012
    She has put on some lbs that's for sure. After she wifed up nick cannon she must've put on the comfort weight, plus didn't she just have a kid recently
     
  9. #9 cookiecrisp, Nov 29, 2012
    She's pretty rotund, yes.
     
  10. #10 TinManThaBoyBoy, Nov 29, 2012
    i like em round.. easier for me to roll over and put it in the poop
     
  11. #11 SunAndSand, Nov 29, 2012
    She had twins!
     
  12. #12 SunAndSand, Nov 29, 2012
    Woah.
     
  13. #13 Pale Blue Dot, Nov 29, 2012
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    did she eat them afterwards?
     
  14. #14 TinManThaBoyBoy, Nov 29, 2012
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  15. #15 HBGBUB, Nov 29, 2012
    [quote name='"SunAndSand"']

    She had twins![/quote]

    See there we go you can't have twins and not get fat. That's physics
     
  16. #16 Olesmoky, Nov 29, 2012
    I'm fairly certain 100lb girls are easier to roll around than 200lb girls.
     
  17. #17 TinManThaBoyBoy, Nov 29, 2012
    show me a scientific study
     
  18. #18 sky dog, Nov 29, 2012
    If it was like 1995 it'd be a different story

    But the 2012 version...if she weren't famous I probably wouldn't give her a second look passing by her on the street
     
  19. #19 SunAndSand, Nov 29, 2012
    She sang on the tree lighting thing in NY last night and she looked pretty good!
     
  20. #20 A AnoesisOrange, Nov 29, 2012
    A hot, curvy chick that can actually sing and write? I'd be all over that fat ass.
     
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