Is a coconut a mammal?

Discussion in 'Science and Nature' started by wizkhalifa1, Dec 29, 2010.

  1. I was browsing upon Hideas.com and stumbled upon this. The guy is claiming a coconut is a mammal lol

    I know coconuts are just seeds not mammals but I just thought this was a funny example of how people can just "back up" invalid arguments with logical fallacies.

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    What do you guys think of this? :confused:

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    Can This be true?

    The Coconut is a Mammal. The primary definition of a mammal is that it produces milk. Coconuts produce milk. Coconut milk can also be used as a substitute for blood plasma. So you can get a transfusion from another person, or a coconut. Mammals are also defined by the fact that they have hair, and coconuts are hairy. Finally, the edible part of the coconut is called the "meat". Coconuts are not nuts. They have meat, blood, hair, and produce milk, therefore the coconut is a mammal

    Can this be true?
     
  2. sounds legit to me
     
  3. Aren't mammals defined by animals that give birth, rather than for example laying an egg?

    Could be wrong.
     
  4. fur
    produces milk
    gives birth
    four legs
    one head
    etc
     
  5. Everything "adds" up to be a mammal, but I wouldn't think of it as a mammal because it doesn't technically have warm blood/ actual birth..
     
  6. human beings...?
    whales?
    seals, walruses?
     
  7. Arms are legs, but different.

    And I agree with the dude that said mammals have live births.
     
  8. Mammals have Mammary glands. coconuts do not
     
  9. you are forgetting things like a platupus that lays an egg or a echidna and who ever said a coconut is a mammal is stupid
     
  10. I wonder what Oprah would say about this
     
  11. the plasma thing is a lie that is not true
     
  12. a coconut is a seed though it does not have seeds to grow more, so, a coconut is just a baby tree, trees are not mamals.
     
  13. this is the funniest thing ive read in like 5 mins!
    lmfao
     
  14. believe it or not it is
     
  15. the coconut IS a mamal
    holy shit
     
  16. it closely matches plasma but dose not work in the long run its the homonazation not the milk itself
     
  17. Not sure about a coconut but the double coconut closely resembles my favourite mammal. :p
    (and yes it is real).

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  18. I think its not a mammal because it doesn't give birth but idk for sure the argument is pretty compelling hahaa
     

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