Is a bird in hand,

Discussion in 'Philosophy' started by AresKenux, Oct 10, 2010.

  1. #1 AresKenux, Oct 10, 2010
    worth two in a bush?
     
  2. #2 StimulateMyMind, Oct 11, 2010
    No but my dick in my hand is worth semen on a napkin.
     
  3. #3 Mental, Oct 11, 2010
    so you're going to stick the bird in the bush or...what?
     
  4. #4 Gonjaninjitsu, Oct 11, 2010
    The Geico guy seemed pretty sure
     
  5. #5 GGrass, Oct 11, 2010
    No.

    A bird in hand is worth at least 10 in a bush.
     
  6. #6 Postal Blowfish, Oct 11, 2010
    Actually, things aren't going to great lately. Had to sell the bush or else I couldn't meet my monthly hooker quota.
     
  7. #7 Papageorgio, Oct 12, 2010
    who's bush?
     
  8. #8 MiddleStoner, Oct 12, 2010
    Man oh man
     
  9. #9 GGrass, Oct 12, 2010
    I thought this is what the OP meant...

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    A bird in hand = Money in my pocket
    Bird in bush = Money someone promised to give you. (i.e. Check, IOU, etc)

    So I thought 100 dollar bill in my pocket is worth more than a grand someone promised to give me...
     
  10. #10 AresKenux, Oct 12, 2010
    Heh, yea, I forgot what it really meant, but I think you got it.
     
  11. #11 GGrass, Oct 12, 2010
    Oh, I got it? Thanks... I was beginning to think the expression meant something else...
     
  12. #12 gonemadwithmary, Oct 12, 2010
    :laughing:

    It does. It means that it's better to stick with something you already have than to chase after something you may never get.

    /end thread.
     

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