irs auditor genie

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Sep 4, 2003.

  1. A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing

    the desert without water.

    His horse has already died of thirst.

    He's crawling through the sand,

    certain that he has breathed his last,

    when all of a sudden, he sees an

    object sticking out of the sand

    several yards ahead of him.

    He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand,

    and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.

    He opens it and out pops a genie.

    But this is no ordinary genie.

    She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge

    and a dull gray dress.

    There's a calculator in her pocketbook.

    She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.


    "Well, cowboy," says the genie...

    "You know how I work. You have three wishes."

    "I'm not falling for this." Says the man, "

    I'm not going to trust an IRS auditor genie."

    "What do you have to lose?

    You've got no transportation,

    and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"


    The man thinks about this for a minute,

    and decides that the genie is right.

    "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with

    plenty of food and drink."


    ***POOF***
    The cowboy finds himself in the most

    beautiful oasis he has ever seen.

    And he is surrounded with jugs of wine

    and platters of delicacies.

    "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."


    "My second wish is that I were rich

    beyond my wildest dreams."


    ***POOF***


    The man finds himself surrounded

    by treasure chests

    filled with rare gold coins

    and precious gems.


    "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish.

    Better make it a good one!"


    After thinking for a few minutes,

    the man says..

    "I wish that no matter where I go,

    beautiful women will want and need me."



    ***POOF***


    He is turned into a tampon.

    The moral of the story:

    If the government offers you anything,


    there's going to be a string attached.












     

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