So just a few hours ago I got back from Fresno to celebrate my grandma's birthday and had been hanging out with one of my cousins. We've never been real friends or anything, even though we've known each other since we were babies, but yeah, he's fuckin' irritating. The bastard was begging me all day yesterday to let him have my last two joints, which were rolled with some pretty good bud. After saying no over and over again after he kept offering to pay me $20 next time we visit, he finally pulls out a five. The little shit was holding out the whole time. To get him out of my hair, I finally said fuck it and sold him the joints for $5. He's also been mooching coke off another cousin of mine. It's just really annoying to have such a trampy person related to me. The rest of my family is very cool, but he's the one the whole family knows can have attitude problems (probably because his dad died at a youn age and he was never taken to therapy). He acts like some kind of deprived Jew in the holocaust, though he's really a spoiled whore with an Xbox 360, new cell phones, and other shit. He's also generally bitchy and in a bad mood, making everything uncomfortable and ugly. I even later realized that he stole my dad's lighter yesterday. It was regular old Bic, but still, you don't steal shit from family. If he keeps up with the trampyness I'll eventually have to tell his stupid ass off in front of the whole family. Does anyone have crappy family members like this? I've been getting a lot closer to the rest of the family lately. They all smoke, but at first wouldn't invite me cuz they thought I was too young (even though I already owned my own bong). But lately they've been inviting me and it's a cool feeling to be close like that, especially when I tend to be sorta emotionally-distanced from most of them (if that makes sense). Agh, my sobriety is causing my to rant. I should a sprayed that bud with paint...
I live in Fresno. Anyways, I thank everybody got that moochin lil bitch in their family. Your only related by blood, don't mean you gotta love 'em or nothin.
yeah...i got one...my aunt..she used to be all kewl and shit..but its gotten soo bad latelt half the family doesnt even talk to her ne more...shes always asking for money and rides...*money in sometiems a pretty big amount for needing it rite then adn there* and she never gets ppl back...we've only been doing this for ever trying to help her..but it never happened, she got worse and worse... although..im glad she fucked up her life..she showed me and her two kids how NOT to live
Really, irritating family member would suffice. When you say irritating fucking family member, you imply that you're having sex with this irritating family member. LOL I know, I'm an asshole for calling ppl out on their use of language, but i guess that's my job in here, sometimes. How's that for irritating?
hahah and also why would u call them out in front of the whole family if anything that is going to make them a bigger asshole just sit him/her down and be like wtf is your problem your a nag
u shoulda sold 1 of them for $5 not both i have a family member and her mom died when she was young and because of this ive always been nice to her....always gave her money when she needed, it was no prob. one day we all decided to go out and she told me she had no money so i said i will pay for her bowling and movie ticket. she didnt even say thank you after i told her that or when i bought them for her, plus i found out later that my dad gave her money. i learned not to give her shit anymore. i am a nice guy but when u use me, fuck u.
I have a nephew just like that, hes always trying to hit someone up for money. He doesnt talk to me anymore because I refused to give him any money. He never fuckin pays people back, and its never enough. Hes just a straight up mooch and I dont like that shit.
well, my dad called cps and said i do drugs in the house (not true) in front of my little bro and sisters (not true) now i cant be alone with them. have to have another adult around.... i live in that house... yea i think hes pretty irritating
Yeah man I got a cousin just like that. He's the same age as me but I'm a senior in high school and he's a damn sophomore because he's been held back twice. He bugs the shit out of me and anytime his family stays here (they're from arkansas, we're in kansas) he begs me to sneak out with him and smoke cigarettes. More than once he's woken me up at two or three in the morning asking me to bum him a cigarette. Sometimes he can be okay but the rest of the time he's just an enormous buzzkill. And he's delusional too. Last time he was over I was high as fuck and these are the exact words he said to me: "You know, I'm part vampire. I can smell people's blood and I have insane reflexes." I laughed until I cried, and the next day he displayed his 'reflexes' at the skate park when he wiped out trying to do an ollie.
More like irritating fucking family. Imagine the most irritating member in your family, now picture 20 of them constantly trying to suck the life out of you at all times.
