Iran Says Tall, White Space Aliens Control America

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  1. #1 BigOrange2, Jan 16, 2014
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    [​IMG] I'm not sure what to make of this, but similar things have certainly been speculated in the past... This seems to be a little bit more legit, at least in comparison to other sources... I am in no way saying this is not false, but I'd really like to hear what everyone has to say about...
    Documents leaked by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden conclusively prove that the United States has been ruled by a race of tall, white space aliens who also assisted the rise of Nazi Germany in the 1930s.
    These revelations about our alien overlords might not cost you any sleep. But the part that should concern you a tad is that the UFO story was just published by the Fars News Agency, the English-language news service of Iran, a nation that may be very close to acquiring nuclear weapons.
    This being a crazy conspiracy theory, naturally the Russians are behind it. The alleged alien invasion was revealed in an alleged report by Russia's FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof' that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda' is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945,” said the Iranian news service.
    Fars apparently got the story from a hard-core conspiracy site called Here is the gist of the story as best I understand it (or as the alien mind-control lasers allow me to understand it):
    Snowden, who has been given asylum in Russia, leaked documents that a race of extraterestrial “tall whites” arrived on Earth, helped Nazi Germany build a fleet of advanced submarines in the 1930s, and then met in 1954 with President Dwight Eisenhower “where the ‘secret regime' currently ruling over America was established.”
    “Most disturbingly, this FSB report warns, is that the ‘Tall White' agenda being implemented by the ‘secret regime' ruling the United States calls for the creation of a global electronic surveillance system meant to hide all true information about their presence here on earth as they enter into what one of Snowden's documents calls the ‘final phase' of their end plan for total assimilation and world rule.”
    Meanwhile, the U.S. government is embroiled in a “cataclysmic” power struggle between President Obama, who heads the alien shadow government, and some unknown force that opposed the U.S.-alien alliance. “Most to be feared by Russian policy makers and authorities, this [FSB] report concludes, is if those opposing the ‘Tall White' ‘secret regime' ruled over by Obama have themselves aligned with another alien-extraterrestrial power themselves.”
    Any good conspiracy theory needs a patina of truth, a bit of intellectual cover to camouflage the craziness. In this case, the story cites Paul Hellyer, the 1960s Canadian defense minister who is now a fervent UFO activist. Hellyer allegedly has confirmed the accuracy of Snowden's UFO leaks.
    This is almost a funny story, until one remembers that Iran is a moderately powerful nation of 76 million people, with a possible nuclear arsenal, relatively large conventional military power, extensive terrorist capabilities through its intelligence agencies and Hezbollah, and a fundamentalist government that could easily engage in hostilities against the U.S. Laugh if you will at conspiracy theories, but they offer explanatory value for their believers, a way of making sense of why things happen, even if it is a funhouse-mirror explanation of the world. The Fars News Agency is reportedly affiliated with Iran's influential Revolutionary Guards, which suggests that either Iran is either desperate to smear the U.S. any way it can, or there indeed is a very peculiar view of U.S. politics at the highest levels of the Iranian government.
    If there is a bright spot to this as well as a funny bone, it's that the goal of U.S. policy is to contain and neutralize Iranian influence. So, perhaps it's not necessarily a bad thing that Tehran thinks its main adversary is backed by the power of space aliens. It's good to have friends in high places, even if they have two heads.

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  2. White power
  3. Also look up phil Schneider on YouTube
    I looked it up.. That's pretty typical of whistleblowers.. They end up in an "accident"
    It usually doesn't happen 'til they are out of the spotlight, which is why major whiteblowers like Snowden make themselves widely televised and known to make it difficult to just wipe them off the face of the Earth...
    The government is actually a very vicious and murderous group if you're on their bad side... Be careful if you ever are.
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  5. Dude I'm actually really interested in this. Is there any place to read more about this or something?Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
  6. #6 Danerrr, Jan 16, 2014
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    This is the second time I've heard about aliens working with the US. The Canadian minister of defense actually claimed something similar to this I'll try and find the video..Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity ForumFound it !'s a mobile link, sorry. If you search "UN Canadian Minister of defense aliens" you'll find a video which is most likely the one I linked. There's news articles as well. Here's a link if you wanna read
  7. Did Snowden really have information about this? I mean if he did obviously they wouldn't be showing that to us on our news besides the whole NSA scandal.Sent from my~★☆GALAX¥ $4☆★ U$ing Tapat@lk 4
  8. Between Canada prime minister and snowden I'm not sure who's gojng crazy first "I experienced several more of these deeply euphoric moments on my rambles through forest and meadow. It was these experiences that shaped the main outlines of my world view and convinced me of the existence of a miraculous, powerful, unfathomable reality that was hidden from everyday sight" -Albert Hoffman-
  9. I can see why. The 1% that controls so much behave like they would be aliens and they are white.. tall I don't know but it depends on what you see as tall though.
  10. What!?.... Where the black aliens at?  :smoking:
  11. It's true!We are natural and wild
  12. We've become a nation of conspiracy theorists.
    Is this really the best use of the internet?
    Using it to post stories that wouldn't pass muster at
    The National Enquirer?
    I've got a bad feeling about our future.
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  13. tall, white, and handsome.
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  14. #15 Doke Smoper, Jan 16, 2014
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    I knew it. 

    The United States has been secretly taken over by Sweden.  Tall white bastards with their perfect skin, hair, and teeth.  Just because their socialist education system results in lower crime, better economy, and overall higher IQ's doesn't make them better than us. 

  15. #16 2danks, Jan 16, 2014
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  16. [quote name="Komatic" post="19352137" timestamp="1389891641"]What!?.... Where the black aliens at? :smoking:[/quote]somewhere around siriusSent from my HUAWEI-M920 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
  17. Just to clear this up, we are NOT run by aliens. However, we ARE run by idiots and assholes. There's a difference.
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  18. [quote name="SlowMo" post="19353670" timestamp="1389911421"]Just to clear this up, we are NOT run by aliens. However, we ARE run by idiots and assholes. There's a difference.[/quote]I feel like you can only be as sure about that as the conspiracy theorists are about there theories thoughSent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
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  19. #20 -Martyr, Jan 16, 2014
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    And in other news, potatoes.
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