Inventions you've came up with stoned

A robot that gives blowjobs. Saliva not included

 

A phone that can send you smells so you can get high

 

Flameless lighter. Basically just a battery powered hot coil.

 

I'd prefer a torch heated glass wand especially when bonging

 

a robot that rolls spliffs and packs bowls

 

virtual create-a-hoe

 

kool aid flavored blunt wrap.

or bbq flavored...possibilities are endless.

 

One time when a friend and I were laying on my couch, baked out of our skulls, he started freaking out. He kept shouting "YES! I'VE GOT IT! YES!" and when I finally calmed him down, he started telling me about the greatest idea he'd ever had. Most of what he was saying weren't actual words (he was a little drunk, too), so I just told him to shut up and show me his idea. He proceeded to roll a joint.

 

liquid bread is pretty much beer.

 

except bread tastes over 9000 times better haha

 

hmmmm.... i beg to differ

 

what beer makes you think different?

i hear beer "enthusiasts" go on about pisswater cheap beer. wat beer tastes good?

is there such thing as sweet beer?

only alcohol i like (tastewise) are like smirnoff and fruity shit like mad dog

idc about being called a pussy for it.

good tasting alcohol > drink more> get more drunk. and not nasty

 

there are SO many tasty beers, i could literally make a list of at least 100. to each their own

the only liquor i truly like for its taste is bourbon or scotch.

 

hmmmm u ever been to a place called the saucer?

its like this bar place and they have like a million types of beer

 

Time travel.

 

Alcohol in a pill

 

there's an unmentionable for that

 

Too late. A russian (no surprise there) scientist already created a alcohol pill.

Alcohol Pill Can Get You Drunk Without Drinking, Researcher Says