So after a belligerent New Years Eve I woke up at around 10 and had to take some mean beer shits. But as I'm walking to the toilet I notice that no girls are still here. This seems to happen at every party. before like 8 am all of the girls clear out. So me and some friends smoked a hangover bowl and pondered. We concluded that, like guys, girls take beer shits too but absolutely NO girl wants to take a shit at a party. Hence they leave early. happy new years
Yah bro, fuck waking up looking at the result of a night of some drunken sweaty hoes, they know they look ugly at the end of the night and they couldnt live with letting a guy see that.