Interesting Experience With a Person At School.

It's 10:00 in the morning. We finished our exams and finally, high school was over. I'm sitting at the top of a flight of ourdoor stairs, overlooking a parking lot/driveway at our school where people get picked up. A friend and I were talking and the topic of weed came up. It will always come up eventually between us. It went something like this...

"I can't wait for Senior Week man. It's going to be insane." - He

"I know man. It will be something to remember..... or not remember considering my brain cells will be virtually nonfunctional. - I

He laughed and said: "Yeah man. What are we going to smoke while we're up there?

I said: "It's cool man, I've got it covered. Apparently Jason's growing some insane shit. He's coming hard with the bud man. He said he's going to try and get 7 ounces of White Widow and about 4 ounces of Purple or Blueberry Kush. "

He says: "That sounds tasty. Dude, I'm so glad we got a house with only 4 of us. People have been talking about 10-14 people staying in a house. That's insane. I can't do that. Imagine if everyone brings a friend, that's 28 people in the house....."

I say: "For real man, I'm going to take it easy down there."

He says: "I heard that. What are you doing now, going home?"

I say: "Yeah, I guess man. My car's in the shop, so I gotta take the walking route. Probably take about 40 minutes. You know there's going to be a good party tomorrow right?"

He says: "Oh yeah, for sure. I'm getting an ounce of Sour Diesel later today I'm fitting to blaze up tomorrow..."

I say: "For sure."


At this point, there's this one guy whose walking up and he hears the words "Sour Diesel". This guy is known as a dick in our school and he walks over to our conversation as if he was invited in. His name is James.


James: "I heard you guys talking about that Sour Diesel. What you know about that?"

I: "Yeah, Desmond is getting a pickup tomorrow of it."

James: "Yeah, right I bet. You motherfuckers couldn't fuck with that shit. You would be so gone and so out of your mind you would probably be freaking out."

Desmond: "Actually, we've smoked it before."

James: "***** please.(I'm not even black) You have probably smoked some mexican dirt shit. Listen motherfuckers... I smoke the best weed. What I smoke doesn't come from ordinary seed. I smoke homegrown.

I: "Ok.

James: "You're probably one of those dick-riding motherfuckers who smoke marijuana because all these other motherfuckers are smoking it. You smoke it just to look cool man. I smoke the real shit. The rare shit. I'm talking about Big Bud, Acapulco Gold, Purple Kush, Hindu Kush, Blackberry. I smoke exclusive shit. You've probably never even heard of that shit. I have a 10 pound bag of weed in my car."

Desmond: "Yeah we have. I bet you have a ten pound bag of weed in your car. Even if you do, you couldn't smoke it by yourself."

James: "Yall motherfuckers is chumps. I've been smoking weed since I was 10. I get high all day, every day. Ain't none higher. Yeah, I got the bag full of weed. I blaze that shit up by myself all day. What you guys smoke out of? Bongs?"

I: "Bongs and sometimes a vaporizer when we're in a house, but blunts/joints at parties or social gatherings. Also, if you have a 10 pound bag, show us a picture."

James: "I smoke out of straight blunts man. I go hard. I get the best weed. Bongs are for pussy motherfuckers like yall. Real people smoke the best weed in blunts. I don't need to show you guys shit. You are too pussy to lay eyes on the best weed."

I: "I can't take anymore of this shit, I'll call you when I get home Des, I'm leaving."

James: "Yeah Fred, walk away like a little bitch. You know that I smoke the best weed. I smoke homegrown all day, *****!"



I didn't think that someone who smoked could be such a DICK. He really proved me wrong. I doubt he has even a pound of weed. Des told me after I left, he just bragged about how he had the best weed and how it was homegrown and how Des and I's shit was weak, how he could outsmoke us, etc... He was talking shit a thousand miles a minute.


I thought I would share this with you blades because I thought it was slightly funny.

 

Yeah, the guy is a major penis.

What does my location have to do with this?

 

I'm not really the type of person to start a fight over stupid shit like that. I mean, come on... it was the last day and I really didn't have beef with him. Others in my school are not so patient.

This guy has gotten the living SHIT beaten out of him in the past. If you're sitting down eating a meal, he's the type of person that will come up next to you and start talking shit for no reason. He has like no friends. He acts like one of those people who thinks that they are so hard and gangster. He acts like he is a blessing to the earth. He's the type of person that thinks their piss will solve world hunger by making plants grow out of the ground.... He also thinks he's the shit because he got into West Virginia University and makes a big deal that he's going out of state... 75 percent of our class is going out of state for college... West Virginia isn't that hard to get into either.

He's everyone's bitch and he knows it, yet he acts so tough. He said he one time fucked two girls at the same time.......... : ( Now what type of person would say that...



For being adults and about to go off to college in 3-4 months, alot of people are surprisingly immature. Whatever, he'll learn in college. I hope.


I don't know if he smokes weed alot, but I've seen him and some other guy leave school a couple of times to go and smoke some weed. So I definitely know he does smoke.


Also, I thought this story was a little bit funny so I wanted to post it. Sure, it's not an extreme story with explosions and guns and all that other shit people post, but it's a Real Life Story. Most of the stories on here are exaggerated, so don't be surprised if this isn't really that exciting.