Alright so last night im smoking some bud with my friend and its getting kinda late around 12am. I really felt like going to wendy's cause i didn't eat at all before that. So I finally talk my friend into coming to Wendy's. I drive and he is in the passenger seat. We are both plenty high. I get up to wendy's and im like shit i dont have my wallet on me, so i dont have any bills. I look down on the right side of my console and see a big bag of change i was going to cash in it like liike 15 dollars in it. I started to bust out laughing cause im going to pay them with coins and its going to take forever. So I pull up to the window and I see this young black woman at the window and this is how the conversation went. cashier: $7.56 me: um alright i only have coins hold on cashier: thats cool coins are still money me: *giggle* yeah sure I give her like a dollar at a time and she was like cashier: $6.56 LEFT!!!.......$5.56 LEFT!!!.....$4.46 LEFT!! then i just lost it she made me fucking explode into laughter which caused my friend to explode with laughter. She fucking knew we were stoned and she was getting real irritated. I finally give her the money. I was like 15 cents over. I didn't even care i just pulled up quickly. as i left the window i hear... cashier: thank you to coming to wendys and you have a nice mother fucking day now.... i was laughing the entire way home.
hahahaha thats great! yeah, stuff like that makes you laugh. I was at food lion getting munchies stoned once, and I saw an angry mexican guy. Then I saw another. Then I saw two more, and just bursted out laughing for some reason. I got nothing against mexican-americans, I just thought that 5 angry pissed off ones in a row is fucking funny.
haha, lol i was at kroger once, and i was buying some food, and i was high as hell, and i was making a beat with my change in my hand and my feet and my hand beating on the table. and this woman in front of me started staring at me, so i stopped, than i was like, wait why am i stopping, she is just being a bitch, so i started making the beat again, and the woman looked back at me. and i just busted up laughing, it was so funny.
A couple years ago I went to McDonald's with my dad and the guy at the drive through kept fucking up our order and acting like a dick so when we pulled up my dad had me pull out this bigass bag of nickels and dimes out of the glove compartment and we paid the bastard in that... This other time I was walking downtown with some friends and we were all baked and we went to this candy store and bought all this shit and I paid the person in quarters and kept recounting them and cracking up, she knew I was stoned it was funny as fuck.
Back in the day me and my friends were high as hell. We got the munchies but my friend didnt have anything to eat so we walked to the gas station which is about 2 blocks away. I bought 40$ worth the munchies and the cashier person is like what do you need all this for and I didnt say anything. Then she looked at me for like 30 seconds straight and says LOOK AT YOUR EYES, and im tring to look at my eyes and im like how can I look at my eyes. She just starts laughing and says BLAZE ON when we walk out the door. And I was holy shit did she just say that.
the first time i got blazed at the mall ....i went to my chill spot under neath the escalator and therre is this cool place to sit and there is a soda vending machine and a ice cream vending machine....my friend was sitting down and im like im gonna get a pepsi so im at the machine i pull out my wallet, take out a dollar bill, and i keep putting the fucking thing in and it keeps coming back out so i try it like 5 more times and then i realize that there was this guy waiting behind me the whole time ...i also realize the dollar i had was all folded at the corners and shit so i unfold them and put it back in and it spits it out again so then after about 3 minutes of trying.....im like WTF and then i look at the machine and i notice i had the dollar bill backwards...so i turn it around and get it in on the second try then i go sit down next to my buddy and not say anything till the guy leaves......he gets his soda and starts walking past and he unscrews the cap and it fucking explodes all over his shoes and then he looked back at us and we busted out laughing it was hilarious