In this topic, we laugh at anti-drug sites

"Want some pot?" "No thanks, that's just an expensive bag of cancer"

That might not be the exact quote but is was very similar.
http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/

 

My favorite is the "above the influence" campaign. They tell you to be above the influence but if you listen to them you are under the influence (of commercials). Im pretty sure that being stoned is better for me than doing everything a commercial tells me too. Im so above the influence that I wasnt influenced by the commercial. haha

I just found this quote on above the influence. "It has no recognized medical value" I wonder if they just make this stuff up as they go.

 

"We at Freevibe know you're smarter than that. We know you'll make up your own mind about the messages you see and hear. We know you're able to put media in its place, and separate real life from the fake stuff."

 

"When you see that second ad, have another imaginary conversation with that alien. How would you explain how this ad makes you feel?"

Yeah, I'm either going to buy something from an ad on a billboard, or have an imaginary conversation with a fucking alien.

 

I was reading a message that said

"God told me to say no."

Shit! A personal visit from god!

 

You know what I like about the link that first post? How it's all anti-drug but it sets up these scenarios like the first thing anyone does in the morning is turn on the TV-I think mass media is a much worse drug than marijuana ever could be.

"When you see that first commercial of the morning on television, think about what they're selling. Are they showing you a product? Or are they showing you something else, like a lifestyle?"

"When you see that second commercial of the morning on television, think about what they're saying. Are they telling you that the product they're talking about is really good?"

"When you see that billboard on the way to school, think about who put that ad there."

"When you see that first clothing ad in the magazine you're flipping through over lunch, think about how you would explain this ad to an alien from outer space. What are they selling? Is it clear? If it's not clear, why? Why did they choose the picture or words that they chose?"

This planet is plagued with materialism.

 

wow.. i really think these are getting worse

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Hi I am 14 years old and I started smoking pot when I was 11.I hung out with a gruop of guys much older so I could get weed whenever I wanted.I thought I could trust them.I was wrong.One night after my 13th birthday I snuck out and went to this guys house.I got pretty high. It started to get really late so I decided to leave.He didn't like that.He kept begging me to stay and tellng me he'd give me a ride home later. I knew I'd get caught if I didn't leave. As I got up to go he turned out the light so I couldn't see a thing.Then he pushed me back onto his bed and raped me.That nightI learned a very crucial lesson."A friend with weed is a friwnd you don't need.""

 

What... The... Fuck....

 

"after the first puff you become incureably insane!"-reefer madness
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You have no idea how funny that was reading while ur stoned out of ur face

 

Honesly what does weed have to do with an asshole? Thats like saying "I smoked pot, then I got mugged. Moral is dont smoke pot or you'll get mugged."....idiots

 

I smoked pot and made 50 dollars!

 

i breathed in some air and i got shot.

 

haha i posted a thing on this and this guy bbos said im a retard cuz im think its funny cuz of how ignorant those sites are
haha i guess that guy thinks everyone is retarded

 

"Smoking Marijuana makes you look older, as it causes wrinkles because you have to conform your face to curl your lips around the joint."

That's the one specific quote I remember from DARE. I mean, I was 8 years old and I knew it was a crock of shit. As if we dont get wrinkles from distorting our faces when we speak.

 

Nowhere in that story does it say that its a "she" ...

 

i am not positive how this one goes but sorta something like this, and i only no a little bit of it.

No i dont smoke drugs, i smoke fools like you on the bball court.


and its his brother talking to him and shit, its just a funny commercial

 

ROFLMAO, yea, thats gotta be a little boy... what a great late birthday present for him.

Look children!

            
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