alright 2 nights ago me an a few friends decided we wanted to sesh i got my best friend from where he lives and we were all set so we were looking for a place since we couldnt sesh at anyones place, we ended up going to my old elementry school they have benchs that go in a circle so it was perfect. after we seshed we all went to my friend melanies house, the thing she didnt tell me was that her brothers a cop! so we were all ripped in her room few of us scaling weed all completly ripped so when she told us we obviously started sketching out abit and just wanted to get out of the house i had my bong, weed, lighter,scale on me and everyone else had weed, scales an stuff so basicly if we got caughed we were fucked.. so after all that we finally made it out of the house and melanie stayed home she sent a txt message saying her brother (the cop) walked into the room when we left and said it smells like "Smoke" in here... im so glad he was chill! dont always get that lucky with police! it wasnt hard to tell we were baked, eyes blood shot,perma grin, giggling from the room! all in all very good night : }
Fuck yeah, double entendre all day son but my brother in law is a sheriff in VA and whenever I stay over there for Christmas I stay downstairs and usually blow back in their laundry room at 4:20 am lol
one of my friend's dad is a cop and ive pined multiple times in the backyard. we also used to drink there before we were 21. his dad just said we couldnt leave. he didnt know about the bud of course. it was fun but very trippy though
no offense; but i don't think any cop would arrest their little sister and her little friends over marijuana. especially in this circumstance, where the brother probably already knows she burns.
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one time a cop car was in the parkinglot across from my house. smoked a bowl in my doorway. the regular door was open but the screen door was closed. when i ripped the bowl i kept it out of sight. but when i exhaled he saw it, probably even got a contact high
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Id love to become a cop, and bust into a party and be like "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?!?" actin all serious n shit and then just start drinkin and be like "LOL JK where's the weed at!?!?"
IMAGINE if he walked in. OH MY GOD. You would be getting raped in a max security prison. Someone said they beat a cop and restrained him - Impressive. Guy who I work with has a brother in the police who's always popping by anyway he comes into work one day and asks if I wanted to buy some weed off him for $50. I'm like "ERRR WTF!" But he's totally sound and I've known him for a few years. Anyway he pulls out this 1/4 oz. roughly. He had pulled over some guys for speeding earlier and searched them after he found a j in the car. Felt bad for the poor sucker who got pulled over and I smoked all his weed
and then probably get fired the next day or so. think about all the kids that would brag about smoking and drinking with "officer _____" and im sure that shit would get around soon