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Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by Misterpurp420, Apr 24, 2013.

  1. #1 Misterpurp420, Apr 24, 2013
    Sup GC know I havnt been on here in awhile but I need some help. I have a great opportunity right now to get a job and they'd pay 5 an hour more Than my current job. My dad knows a guy higher up in the company so it's almost a guarantee I get the job.

    The thing is I'm not exactly clean right now, and won't be by early next week when I take the drug test. My plan is to get a friends piss who is clean. I would then put his piss in an air tight pill bottle. Tape handwarmers (Avrg temp says 97.5 on them). Then tape the pill bottle to my crotch/inner thigh. I really hope they don't watch me piss..they shouldn't right?
    Also I have a waterproof thermometer so I can see if the temp is straight.. Anyone know the range it has to be in?

    So overall does my plan sound good and will it work?
    I need this job. I know it's alot of info but advice and experiences with this strategy would be greatly appreciated! Thanks GC
     
  2. #2 funeralfab, Apr 24, 2013
    Your plan sounds awesome!

    Good luck!

    TURN DOWN FOR WHAT??!?
     
  3. #3 DopeGame, Apr 24, 2013
    of fuck i dont know if u were u id just wait a month and ask your dad u wanna 'think about it" while u get clean it takes roughly about 27 days for no thc to be monitored by a technician.
     
  4. #4 Skepsis, Apr 24, 2013
    Don't need hand warmers. Two pairs of boxers and jeans is more than enough. And you will not be watched for a pre-employment test
     
  5. #5 rudnut420, Apr 24, 2013

    agreed
     
  6. #6 Misterpurp420, Apr 24, 2013
    Why don't I need handwarmers? If I pick the piss up the day of will it be warm enough just on me?
     
  7. #7 Skepsis, Apr 25, 2013
    If you tape it I between your legs your body heat will keep it warm enough
     
  8. #8 BLT, Apr 25, 2013
    watch this video from 10m22s to 15m15s... the dude is doing exactly what your describing and got caught lol. His was for parole though which is obviously more serious, so you might be ok.

    Staying Out of Prison (Episode 2) - YouTube
     
  9. #9 Misterpurp420, Apr 25, 2013
    Thanks for all the info guys. One question though. Would it be better to get the clean piss, strap it on, then go to the test the day of? Or should I get the piss a few days before and freeze/refrigerate it? I just want to have the best method possible so I know I won't fail
     
  10. #10 shit strain, Apr 25, 2013
    its illegal for them to watch. theoretically you shouldnt even have to hide it lol
     
  11. #11 HighAsPhuck, Apr 25, 2013
    You should still use hand warmers. Don't listen to the those people who tell you otherwise. Your piss should be between 90-100F
     
  12. #12 Misterpurp420, Apr 25, 2013
    If the handwarmers say they are 97.5 degrees on average then they should keep the piss between 90-100 degrees. I am worried If it gets over 100 degrees to cause suspicion
     
  13. #13 HighAsPhuck, Apr 25, 2013
    My niqqa,

    Get digital thermometer. If your piss is too hot, blow on it. Have a high day.
     
  14. #14 freedomforever, Apr 28, 2013
    Dude souds awesome give it a shot
     
  15. #15 LilJ86, Apr 28, 2013
    Swap washed condom with pill bottle. Much easier. Don't this with court mandated drops for 8 months before it failed me ( only failed because I had to walk to court this specific day in the middle of winter.. My piss didnt come to temp that time)

    sent from yo mommas house!
     

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