So I'm in class right now and to my right there's this girl wearing yoga pants with a huge ass. She keeps flirting with me. I have a boner.
[quote name='"ghostonvacation"']tell her you want to plug her holes[/quote] I've been spitting game all class. Earlier she's like "I'll have to give you a nice bday present". (My bday is in a week). I was like "if that was the case I'd feel obligated to give you something back" and she bit her lip and glanced down.