On another note, the OP quote reminded me of this awesomeness. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVy7YeeqGZQ
"I really hope there isnt a hell. Oh God my family is going to find out about so many awkward things"
Ohhh cold, cruel fate. Thy icy touch hast frozen mine living soul. Taketh me, whisp me away... This cruel world is not for me, Ohhh master of the dark realm before me, grant me entrance into thy immortal kingdom. *dies dramatically* Edit: This is original, I enjoy Elizabethan literature and like to mimic it at times