Lol today i was walking real fast and i was thinking about something and bam, into the cutting corner of the stop sign. Now im opened 4cm long x 1cm large on the top of my head, reall nice. and i had to spend the day at work like this. stop sign, imma fuck you up tomorow.
lol what you should do is go steal the stop sign instead, then keep it in your garage or something as a trophy. And if any one ever asks about it, you can tell them that was the stop sign that fucked you up lol
Dude go out at night, get a small stepladder, and piss all over it. On BOTH sides....to make sure u get it's face....whichever one it really is
Lol you walked into a stationary object and you're mad at it? I can imagine you walking and looking down, and BAM, dome split! You're pissed, cussing, and kicking the stop sign. Maybe someone got that shit on youtube.
I dont think so....i was more shocked than anything.. i was walking thinking bout some dank and lost in my mind and got drawn out of mty dream pretty fast... but yea its exaclty like you say, iwas walking and looking down, and bam. Imma piss on that bitch lol
lol thats pretty funny bro, kinda unrelated but one day in my neighborhood at night someone wrote "DONT" on top of the sign so it read "DONT STOP" i thought it was pretty funny
If someone dies in an accident because you stole a stop sign-- means if your caught with it your getting charged with involuntary manslaughter. Just a heads up. But it would be a good trophy.
Steal it then put it in your garage and make a torture chamber here everyday you very slowly take out its bolts and saw off little pieces of the pole. Muahahahaha
[quote name='"ILLOGIK"']lol what you should do is go steal the stop sign instead, then keep it in your garage or something and torture it until it tells you it's secret. And if any one ever asks about it, you can tell them that was the stop sign that fucked you up lol[/quote] Fixed.