Imaginitive ways of lighting a j

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Johnnyganja, Oct 24, 2012.

  1. Today i woke up and realised that my friend took off with my lighter aftrt drinking. Pretty pissed of about it cause my toaster is fucked and my stove and oven dont light things. After alot of fucking around i finally got the 9v battery out of the smoke alarm and some steel wool off a scourer. I was stoked when it actually worked :D

    Anyone know of any other ways?
     
  2. I light my j's wit a flamethrower
     
  3. Magnifying glass/sun
     
  4. just go to the store and buy a new one..this is why i have hundreds of lighters laying around. but seriously, just buy a new one, a gas station or 711 cant be too far.
     
  5. I've seen people use the oven element (one on the inside).. Set the oven to 400+, then open the oven door, touch the tip to the element, let it burn; then puff away and turn off the oven.
     
  6. Breath on it and the warmth might light it
     
  7. On the rare occaisions that I do smoke joints I lite them from candles I usually have burning.
     
  8. Same thing basically that we used to do in the lock - get two batteries, set the neg side down on a metal desk or whatever, touch a staple til it gets hot across the two positive heads, smoke and enjoy
     
  9. I just stare at my joints really intensely until I make them combust with my brain power.
     
  10. I usually fart on my joints.
     
  11. Not sure if it will work on joints, don't see why not, but I've lit my packed bowls whilst hitting the bong by using a magnifying glass and the sun's rays!

    Cleanest bong tokes you'll ever take. Solar hits ftw! :hello:
     
  12. I can light a joint with my mind.
     
  13. one of the car cigarette lighters?
     
  14. hot sauce works great
     
  15. I have a slave for that
     
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  17. I've been at work and had my lighter run out of fluid with no spare. I work in the woods in the stix sometimes an hours drive from the closest store.

    So what I do is take my can of starting fluid (either) spray some on a piece of paper or paper towel then use the lighter that's out of fluid and just keep sparking on it till it flames.
     

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