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Im Worried About A Drug Test I Took Today For Walmart

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by oleg723, Jun 19, 2013.

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  1. #1 oleg723, Jun 19, 2013
    I smoked a blunt and a hit of a gravity bong last last Sunday and a blunt the next day. I smoked both times with two friends. Before this I smoked about 2-3 months ago.So its 8 days since. I'm 18 and 6 1-2 feet tall and weigh about 235 lbs. It was a piss test. And I drank a big ass glass of water and a cup of cherry black tea and 3 bottles of water and I pissed 3 times before taking the test. They called today with the job offer and said I have to take the drug test today so I fucking didn't have anytime to prepare so I drank all that water. Please tell me I passed.
     
  2. #2 jhg2bad4u, Jun 19, 2013
    You're Fucked.
     
  3. #3 oleg723, Jun 19, 2013
    Fuck. Really?
     
  4. #4 Bamboobam, Jun 19, 2013
    Eeek! I don't think you passed man.
     
  5. #5 TelevisedChaos, Jun 19, 2013
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  6. #6 Browsing, Jun 19, 2013
    Why not subsitute?
     
  7. #7 doubled0218, Jun 19, 2013
     
    With?
     
  8. #8 terpsnation, Jun 19, 2013
    When is "past past Sunday".  Likeeee, Sunday a week and a bit ago?
     
    If that's the case, given your weight, unless you are 235lbs with a lot of muscle and little fat, you're likely going to fail.
     
  9. #9 Browsing, Jun 19, 2013
    Fake piss...
     
  10. #10 oleg723, Jun 19, 2013
    Are u guys sure? Did all that water not do shit?
     
  11. #11 Jim Fear, Jun 19, 2013
    Id like to know how this ends but as everyone else has said i doubt it. Im 5 3 and weigh 120 so i can pass in 8 days but there is such a slim chance that you can pass after eight days. Hope for the best but expect the worst.
     
  12. #12 oleg723, Jun 19, 2013
    I messed my days up , it was Saturday night blunt and Sunday bong hit and blunt. So its 9 days. But still you guys are making me cry.
     
  13. #13 llllllllll, Jun 19, 2013
    Sounds to me like you are boned bro.  9 days is not enough time I dont think.  If it is you got extremely lucky or they just dont care if your results were failed. Which I doubt will happen.
     
  14. #14 Almores, Jun 19, 2013
    Well first off, if you fail big deal. Walmart's a crappy place to work anyway.
     
    Second, no you probably didn't pass. Even if it did pass, with the amount of fluid you drank it would probably be a dilute test, which means they'll either mark you as a failed right there or they'll have you come in for another test.
     
    If they fail you, like I said no big deal, it's Walmart not Corporate America. If you actually did pass, well goddamn you are one lucky guy. If they go the unlikely path of calling you in for another test because of a dilute, well hey man you have more time to get it out of your system and this time you can take a re-test or follow a guide from a similar thread on how to pass, via either substitution or major dilution.
     
    I'd recommend http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/619280-answer-drug-test-questions.html
     
    Let us know how it goes!
     
  15. #15 oleg723, Jun 19, 2013
    Thanks guys for your replys ill let you guys know for sure.
     
  16. #16 oleg723, Jun 21, 2013
    I PASSED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. #17 Jim Fear, Jun 21, 2013
    Thats great news! Hopefully that taught you a bit of a lesson on knowing how to pass drug tests and watching how close you smoke to one :)
     
  18. #18 DopeGame, Jun 21, 2013
    water dosent do shit the weed is in your blood system the water dosent go in your blood system it goes to your muscles n every thing that requiers water then ti goes derictely to the bladder, not even close to the amount you need to drink water can flush your system it just dont work that way
     
     
     
     
    thats almost as bad as a girl getting cream pie'd then she pisses to remove the cum....
     
  19. #19 Old School Smoker, Jun 21, 2013
    Well I'll be damned. I guess I should get a job at wal mart. :) Congratz!
     
  20. #20 Russian Badger, Jun 21, 2013
     
    If im not mistaken i dont think thc stays in the bloodstream. Thats only when you smoke it 
     
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