I'm stoned and horny right now.

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by lknise, Mar 11, 2012.

  1. #1 lknise, Mar 11, 2012
    I am high and wanna fuck somethin right now
     
  2. #2 PigBenis696969, Mar 11, 2012
    fuck your hand
     
  3. #3 Mikey Boo, Mar 11, 2012
    pornhub
     
  4. #4 Toastin', Mar 11, 2012

    I was just about to post this hahahahaha :smoke:
     
  5. #5 thatrooper515, Mar 11, 2012
    My response in this thread depends on op's gender.
     
  6. #6 ismokegreen, Mar 11, 2012

    Hahaha exactly man, I'm waiting to see it Op is a dude or a chick.
     
  7. #7 Toastin', Mar 11, 2012
    There would be about 15 pages by now if it was a girl...
     
  8. #8 since93, Mar 11, 2012
    fuck ops gender...stoned is cool...horny is cool...:smoke:
     
  9. #9 since93, Mar 11, 2012
    you call that weird....weird is tight anal cobras man...
     
  10. #10 JamestheFreak, Mar 11, 2012
    Stick your penis in a blender and turn it on.
     
  11. #11 Alrex, Mar 11, 2012
    Get a salmon and just stick your dick in its mouth
     
  12. #12 Deleted member 457210, Mar 11, 2012
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  13. #13 since93, Mar 12, 2012
    this thread needs to be stickied for horny folk...
     
  14. #14 since93, Mar 12, 2012
    shit, not this one..fuck im stoned....altho this one could be it too....we need a sticky horny thread thats for sure...:smoke:
     
  15. #15 Richard Dawkins, Mar 12, 2012
    It sucks so bad :cry:
     
  16. #16 lknise, Mar 13, 2012
    Im a dude
     
  17. #17 turbotoke, Mar 13, 2012

    Bass to mouth.

    or

    Ass to trout.
     
  18. #18 GGrass, Mar 13, 2012
    I see.

    Then I suggest you jack off.

    Find a nice place, then remove your pants, take out your meat, and start beating it.

    Personally I like to do it inside my car while driving, but I don't suggest this to anyone because it's dangerous.
     
  19. #19 Junior DANK, Mar 14, 2012
    Welcome to my life?
     

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