I'm overweight and need to pass a drug test, any advice?

Hello and welcome to the city, you can try working out but that can only help so much. Water will not help unless it's the day before the test, as for these "magic"detox kits, they are just that... magic. I advise you to get a in home drug test and check before you go in for the official test. You can claim false positive to give your organs more time to do there job but that's about it. Best wishes cheers

 

Yep I would recommend working out and sweat, sweat, and then sweat some more. Drink plenty of cranberry juice. I may be wrong but some gormet mushrooms can be antioxidants. One of nature's natural cleaners.

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I smoked up to a Day before my test and passed using a Detox Drink twice.
Detoxify brand XXXTRA Clean
is what i used.

And im about 230 pounds.

 

Give them someone other person's urine to test. Easy peasy.

 

I get a drug test every three months, pain mgt doctor does it. He test with the strip thing first for all of your illegal and my legal stuff and then sends it off. One year, I had only smoked at a party that I gave my son who was 23 for his BD. They had some and I had not smoked in a loooooonnnnggggg time. They passed the joint around about three times to me. It was really good. Well, I had forgot I had a Dr. appointment coming up in 2 weeks! I popped! He sat me down, and said I found THC in your system, I had something that another doctor gave me which has THC in it but I had not used it. It's purple, round pill. U know what I am talking about? So I blamed it on that but because I have been his patient for 13 years, he said the next time, I had to come back clean. He was nice but I am very careful now. But my point here is MJ can stay in your system for up to 30 days, I was not a normal smoker, and it showed up. So, I would do what the others say, you can buy a test or go to a local lab, they cannot turn you in, tell them what you need, since you are paying for it, they can only give you results, some labs will let you give them any name because YOU are requesting it and they will give you the results right then. I have done this, it cost me, I think $55 bucks. I am not a doctor. Hope this helps.

 

I'm overweight as well and it's strange because I've tried detox drinks, only once did I have it work and I did just as it said each time. So then I got quickfix and it's been great since. I highly, highly recommend it as long as you get it from a trusted source. However, my last drug test wasn't expected and I had to go with last ditch effort that I got taught a couple years ago by a fellow smoker, lots of water, lots and lots of water from the night before til that morning, pee, then more water, take the vitamins, pee again, then go, pee into the toilet, give them the midstream, and then the finish in the toilet. I've had it work in a pinch and while I'm not going to say it's close to 100%, if nothing else, it works sometimes.

 

This is just from experience, because I have been on both sides. I worked for a company, was in a high position, worked with Human Resources, I can tell you that if you get a call for a drug test, it must be done by random selection, by a computer system that will pop randomly someone's SS#. That is the only way a company can do it, legally, if you already work there. And it must be in their written policies. It must be done randomly, or they risk discrimination issues. They cannot just say Jane Doe must go for a test, because they are secretly out to get you Unless it is a pre-screen for the job. Then you must do it. Claiming it is a false positive, I can only say for the state I am in, but I would think this would be the same everywhere, they will do a second test, at your cost and get this, they use the same urine. You do not get to pee again. I remember one woman who the tester stated she must have smoked a big one right before the test, because it was so high in her test, she stated it was wrong, and she wanted a second test, same urine, and she popped again. She argued she would get an attorney, left the home office in a tiff, but we never heard from her again. I can say that sometimes the drug test were requested, but that was it. We would get the sample and never did anything with it, so the person thought they passed. Drug test, for a company who has a monthly testing, is expensive. So, some people may think they pass, but the company may have only got the test, and did nothing with it. You will know this if they bring someone in from the outside to do the test or if they send you to the local lab in your town which they have a contract with. If you are sent to the lab, your getting tested for sure. But they must be consistent in their approach. Either to the lab or the person who comes to you. THC will stay in your system up to 30 days. Good luck, but if you are worried, do your own. Buy it from your local big chain drug store about $55 to $65 dollars. In my area. Maybe higher in yours. Hope this helps. Sorry this was so long. I know I answered this before but when people say false positive, the company does not give you the chance to pee again. Just some information, I am in no way an expert. GOOD LUCK!

 

Quick fix synthetic urine and stop stressing. Me along with many friends have passed multiple pre employmeng drug test sith quick fix synthetic urine. If you go any other route with your situation you will most likely fail so why risk it. Take the 100% way and use synthetic urine

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