"But I play one on TV!" Don't you hate that guy?! Like I'm supposed to give a flying f*ck! "I'm not a singer, but I play one in the shower!" That commercial was playing when I sat down to register here at the site. Forgive the vulgar intrusion. It just needed to be expressed. I'm Zack. I turned 18 in Feb. and graduated HS in June. I hang drywall with my brother during the day and get high in the evening. I like to read a lot. I like to f*ck a lot. And I like to smoke a lot. Life couldn't be better. A big ol' HOWDY-DOO to everyone from Zack "I'm not a doctor" Presley!