I'm High

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Vard0n, May 15, 2010.

  1. What if . . . you found the best piece of food on earth, but you decide, since there is no food greater, that the first bite has to be an experience.

    So, you talk things out with your girlfriend/wife/significant other whom you fuck, and you plan it out so that you can have an orgasm and take a bite out of the food at the same time.

    Everything is going as planned, but, as you orgasm, you choke on the bite and die. Then you go to heaven. That's how I feel right now.
  2. lol I've never heard it described like that before:smoking::smoking:toke on
  3. I'm just trying to imagine the best piece of food on earth.
  4. ............:confused:

    o yea your title...lol
  5. lol you are fucked up right now.
  6. grilled cheese sandwich with ketchup, wait no um fizzy lifting drinks :smoking:
  7. lmfao what'a post
  8. I can dig it.
  9. that's like in the Seinfeld where George starts eating and having sex at the same time and can't go back to just sex.
  10. Great post dude may have to make it my sig haha I lol'd
  11. Nutting while eating some dank food? Sounds good.
  12. Just drink some lean, man. :]
  13. dude if i died while having an orgasm from the best food in the world... i would be cool with it :rolleyes:
  14. how about a marijuana sandwhich?
  15. hahahahahaha that was awesome :smoking:
  16. Holy fucking shit.

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