When you walk in and they yell surprise you should have a panic attack and run back outside across the street. Or if there is someone by the door you can "accidentally" punch them in the face.
Hire a huge black dude and out him on the side of your house. Start walking towards your house like your going in normally so you raise no suspicion. Then as soon as you get to the door signal the black guy ti run in front of you and open the door. Watch the shocked reaction after they say surprise then walk in your house from behind the guy. Enjoy your party and eat some cake.
you're lucky....no one did shit for my birthday. well i did get laid that night but yea no party or nothing lol
Bust into the room with a knife and tons of fake blood all over you. Claim attacked by homeless, fought back. Chick dig guys who kill homeless.
The od moment when your family knows you know and they just decide to not have a party at all. Bet you that doesn't feel good at all huh?