I'm gouging out my eyes

Discussion in 'General' started by Gag On Grass, Sep 30, 2006.

  1. just got back from the eye doctor's today, don't care for the professional term :p Anyway, was there to get contacts, so i had to take a class which should have taken about 30 mins minimum, but i was there for like an hour or something, and i got the contact in one eye. Anyway, had to reschedule class because basically i failed at putting a miniscule object in my eye. But, i hate myself, chance to get rid of glasses and blow it, and impatient to be waiting until friday. Anyway, anyone here happen to use contacts maybe got some tips? quite a bit of my troubles were caused by my big eye lashes, like they'd always knock the contact crooked on my finger or just repel it out. Anyway, thanks, and goin to cut my eye lashes out now :p
     
  2. You trying to put them in whilst looking in a mirrow? That always helps, it also helps if the mirror is tilted at an angle and you are looking down at it a bit.

    Try spreading your eye lashes and lids apart with one hand as much as possible whilst inserting with the other.

    I personally hated them, I really didn't like the idea of sticking my fingers in my eyes twice a day, but my eyesite wasn't that bad anyway.

    Good luck.
     
  3. probably will be kinda a drag putting em in my eye and all, but beats glasses.

    But, i did use a tilted mirror and they told me eventually to just ignore it. Also, tried spreading my eye lashes a lot but they'd still manage to close or i'd lose my grip :-\
     
  4. Put it on your right index finger, spread eye open with left middle finger and right middle finger, tilt your head back and let it fall in. I don't even take my contacts out for the most part (2-3 week period), it is too annoying... It isn't good for my eyes but I'm getting lasek soon enough here that I should be find.
     
  5. Haha, yea it's pretty much your bodies reflex to shut your eye as soon as something goes near it, just keep practising until you overcome this, it only gets easier.
     
  6. maybe i should go stoned next time, i'm kinda baked right now and i can touch my eye and restrain my lids easily enough and all :p
     
  7. You may just have found a new benifitial reason to smoke weed.....good work :hello:
     
  8. yay, i deserve a joint :D save it till later though :p

    But, when i smoke i seem to have better control of my body, and i gain such a careless attitude i feel like i can make my body doing anything, almost fly even :p
     
  9. did they tell you to wrap one arm around your head and open your lashes with one arm and put the contacts in with another? if so i can't do that either. All i do is pull down my bottom eyelash with my middle finger and insert with my pointer. oh and a little hint don't be dainty! just go for the eye!
     
  10. well, i didn't really get much option as to how i wanted to do it, but yeah, she pretty much told me, to pull a yoga pose, pull my arm over my head and tear off my eye lid :p But, my eye lids may be long, but they're tricky as hell to hold :p
     
  11. that sucks that you have to go to a class. ive never even heard of sumthin like that before. but anyways good luck with it
     

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