Storyline- I was at my grandparents smoking herb with them (lol they use to be hippies) and they have a wooden pipe that she said has lasted over 20 years. It has a very simple design, a flat peice of red oak a carved bowl and a notch for your finger. Today I'm going out to look for a good peice of hard wood..idk much about trees, so what kind of wood would you use. And if you could use it how much wood could a wood chuck wood, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a would chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. But on a serious note, the only problem I would have is how to keep the wood from burning while you smoke.
It's called briar, it's super hard, and very very resistant to fire and heat. just search google for briar and you'll be able to order some no problem dude. Where to Get Your Briar - Pipedia